I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Senators Trade the 2nd. Amendment For Sex and Booze Yacht Parties. So, we wonder how many had photos taken of them in compromising positions? Blackmail anyone? Any politician who’d participate in something like this is dumber than a box of rocks.

Brown looks for bullet train “investors”… in China. “‘People here do stuff,’ the governor said. ‘They don’t sit around and mope and process and navel-gaze. The rest of the world is moving at Mach speed.'” Yep, the Chinese have built apartment buildings, shopping malls and whole cities no one wants to use, so a train nobody wants to ride should be right up their alley.

Illegal Immigrants to Border Patrol – “Obama’s Gonna Let Me Go!” We wonder what Janet our borders “have never been stronger” Napolitano has to say about the increased incursions by undocumented Democrats?

ESPN SOURCES: TWO NASCAR DRIVERS ADVISED NOT TO DO INTERVIEWS IN MEDIA CENTER TO AVOID APPEARING WITH NRA LOGO. If true and NASCAR keeps this up, we bet they’re going to lose a lot of gun owning viewers, including us. You can email your opinion to: [email protected].

Federal study concludes 2012 drought NOT caused by Global Warming. Now what are they going to use for an excuse?

The Senate has severely scaled back the Stock Act, the law to stop members of Congress and their staff from trading on insider information. “Old ways to get rich: Invent good stuff. New ways to get rich: Insider trading. Taxes and rents. Capital raids.” Well, as a famous 1/32 Cherokee said, “you didn’t build that.” In other words, “Where’s my cut?”

North Korea: The family business is failing. “…the best conjecture is that young Kim is simply trying his best to ply the bread-and-butter trade of the Kim family business: nuclear blackmail. It’s just that, like most third-generation heirs, he’s not very good at it.” It’s an interesting analogy, comparing the Nork Forced Labor Utopia to a family business. If the Left comes to view it as a business, they’re sure to start trying to tear it down instead of singing its praises.

CONTROVERSIAL PRO-ABSTINENCE SPEECH AT PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL DEEMED ‘SLUT-SHAMING’ BY STUDENT. Darn, and we always thought slut-slamming was what went on the back seat of your car at the submarine races drive-in movies. (Yes, we’re THAT old).

IRS Agent Seduced Me, Then Didn’t Help Me With Audit, Oregon Man Claims. Well, perhaps he gave her 60 seconds of his time and she returned the favor.

Planned Parenthood: This Gosnell case is “appalling.” Looks like PP is playing CYA. We bet to PP the “appalling” parts are he got caught, this is going nationwide, that even the liberals are disgusted and mainly that the focus may be on what you’re doing next.

MAN STUFF: Store Beats The Crap Out of Armed Robber with Bat. Quick! You morons that run Chicago need to immediately pass a law so everyone has to get a bat permit. After all, you don’t want the good guys to fight back! As an aside, the store owner must have about the biggest balls ever.

http://youtu.be/L5QrrTETe5M

Jane Fonda tells Veterans threatening to boycott movie where she plays Nancy Reagan to ‘get a life.’ Over 40 years later old Hanoi Jane is still flipping the bird to Vietnam vets. To paraphrase Forrest Gump: Traitors is as traitors does.

Pictured: Boy, 18, who bragged online about his plans for a shooting spree just three minutes before he burst into Virginia college with shotgun and shot two women. Breaking! Terrible! So far no one’s died thank God. But we have to wonder if he’ll blame Biden for telling everyone to use a shotgun?

Anything Putin can do… President Obama plays the action man in newly released behind-the-scenes White House photos. Secret president man, secret president man, they’ve given you a fake social security number and taken away your name. Swingin’ in a Hawaii mansion one day, and then playin’ golf with Tiger Woods the very next day, oh no you let the wrong word slip, your teleprompters on the fritz, odds are you’ll be playing golf tomorrow.

TEXAS CONGRESSMAN’S NEW BUMPER STICKER IS GOING TO INFURIATE THE LEFT. Infuriate? We bet they scratch up his car with a rusty coat-hanger.

Carnival: No reimbursement to US for disabled ship. So why doesn’t the US tell Carnival to immediately remove their broken down wreck of a ship from Mobile, Alabama and also tell them no tickee no dockee at US ports until it’s paid? Perhaps Heinz supplies their condiments.

Is Obama About to Tick off Putin? Looks like Obama and Kerry need to ketchup on foreign policy and common sense to us. We think Putin might enjoy Putin the ketchup bottle up a couple of someone’s posteriors.

U.S. Senator Chris Murphy asks Fox not to broadcast tomorrow’s NASCAR race… because the race at Texas Motor Speedway is sponsored by the NRA and they’re going to shoot guns – real live guns – at the end of the race. God forbid people with a viewpoint different than Sen. Murphy’s are allowed to express it.

DAD FURIOUS AFTER FINDING THIS CRAYON-WRITTEN PAPER IN FLORIDA 4TH-GRADER’S BACKPACK: ‘I AM WILLING TO GIVE UP SOME OF MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS…TO BE SAFER.’ Here we go. Mere minutes after the previous post we get this. We’re beginning to wonder what the Department of Propaganda Education is up to. Seems like there’s a growing amount of stories about attempts to brainwash children with communist propaganda at public schools lately.

Comedian Jonathan Winters dies at 87. May God bless you. You made millions laugh. Below, a classic scene from It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.

http://youtu.be/lZ9N7oCKC1E

Watchdog Group Files Ethics Complaint Against McConnell Over Judd Tape Revelations. If they’re doing this then they better file about 500 complaints against Obama.

A WaPo reporter “explains” her personal Gosnell trial blackout. “I cover policy for the Washington Post, not local crime, hence why I wrote about all the policy issues you mention.” Yep, she really said that. All the news that fits our agenda, we print.

Maryland approves tax on rain. “…a stormwater pollution fee to raise revenue to cleanup the Chesapeake Bay. … Local governments would charge property owners a fee based on the amount of pavement on their property. It would be at the jurisdiction of the local governments to determine the size of those fees.” Yep, the state that wants to burn chicken shit now wants to tax rainwater. Is there no idea too ridiculous for these guys? Let’s think up some and see if they bite…

Man gets 7 years for stealing Obama’s teleprompter. Deservedly so, our super-genius 11-dimensional-chess-playing Dear Leader is at a loss for words without his “assistant”… coherent and brief words, anyway. Say “hello”, Mr. President… TOTUS? TOTUS? HELP!

VAN JONES: FOX NEWS CHIEF ROGER AILES CALLING OBAMA LAZY ‘DISGUSTING… RACIAL CHARGE.’ So Van, when Obama and the blacks in his administration blame GW Bush for everything when Obama’s been President for the past 4 plus years, is that racial, too? We won’t hold our breath for an answer.