Layers and layers of fact-checkers. “J.C. Penney CEO Ron Johnson was canned yesterday. [The NBC News report] shows a picture of Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI).” Well, maybe NBC thinks JC Penney is one of the 57 states.

If only Europe had listened: Euro-skepticism Thatcher’s most relevant legacy. [Ex-French president] Jacques Chirac said Thatcher’s was a housewife’s economics – to us that means, unlike the Euro-circus, time-tested ideas based in reality that actually work. Mon Dieu!

Margaret Thatcher helped invent soft-serve ice cream. “As a chemist for food manufacturer J. Lyons and Co. in the 1940s… Thatcher, and colleagues, invented a way to add more air into the ice cream so that it was less dense and used less ingredients, which also made it more cost-effective.” Big deal, it’s not like she was a community organizer or something. Yep, the woman was pure evil.

Leftists celebrate Thatcher’s death by rioting, attacking police. Same way they celebrate everything else. Ever get the idea the Left is not a political movement as much as a bunch of street thugs just mouthing the words? Can’t imagine why.

McConnell asks FBI to investigate possible illegal wiretap. “…campaign has accused opponents of bugging McConnell’s headquarters and has asked for an FBI investigation after a recording from an internal campaign meeting surfaced on Mother Jones this morning.” Well, it’s not illegal when Marxists/leftists do it ’cause it’s “for da people” or something.

Oh those horrible painful sequester cuts. President and Mrs. Obama will have another party tonight, their tenth East Room “command performance” of major stars. As the White House announces:

7:30PM THE PRESIDENT and THE FIRST LADY host a concert celebrating Memphis Soul music as part of their “In Performance at the White House” series; THE PRESIDENT delivers remarks

Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will perform, party, and help the Obamas empathize with the nation’s economic pain.

Mass. man faces charges after defending himself from a bear in his own yard. “… the environmental guy told me ‘You should have called me instead of shooting it.’ What was I going to do, say ‘Mister Bear would excuse me please while I go make a phone call?’” Pal, you live in a state which elected Fauxchahontas Warren as a senator… does that answer your question?

Why Does Obama Want to Deport This Family? Meanwhile, Uncle Onyango and “Auntie” Zeituni Onyango continue to reside in the USA, while the Obama Administration refuses to control the US-Mexico border and even advertises in Mexcico about free stuff the illegal aliens can get.

The US has surpassed Saudi Arabia in oil production. “Despite Obama shutting down production in the Gulf. Despite the EPA. Despite NY fiddle-farting around with permits for fracking.” Remember in 2008 when Pelosi said “Drill Baby, Drill” was a waste of time because it would take decades for that oil to come online or something? The oil got here before her stinkin’ “wind power”.

Mitch McConnell To Filibuster Gun Control. OK, who put the Viagra in Mitch’s coffee this morning?

CA PROPOSES LAW TO FORCE INSURANCE TO COVER HOMOSEXUAL ‘INFERTILITY.’

Two men who have sex with each other for a year and do not produce a baby would be considered “infertile” under the proposed legislation. So would two women having sex.

Well it looks like the California legistature has set a new world’s record for stupid. Can someone please call the Guiness Book of World Records? We can’t stop laughing and crying long enough to dial.

FATHER REPORTEDLY LOCKED OUT OF DAUGHTER’S SWIM PRACTICE TO ACCOMMODATE MUSLIM SENSIBILITIES. It looks to us like it’s about time for Canada to capitulate and dump the maple leaf on their flag for a crescent moon with a star.

Girl next door Annette Funicello dies at 70. Another icon passes on today. RIP Annette. You have left so many with fond memories.

We need an IQ test for politicians. “…ignorance and incompetence are on regular display among our political class. Its members are good at what they do — but what they do, really, is raise money and win elections. There’s no particular correlation between those skills and any other kind of competence. In fact, given their record of passing increasingly dumb laws, if there’s any correlation at all, it’s a negative one.” Well, if they had any real talent for anything useful, they’d be doing honest work somewhere.

Frog-phobic man awarded $1.6M over runoff flooding. This is very ribbiting story. We almost croaked when we saw his award. Now he can afford to hire his own toadies.

“Democrats trying to use guns to kill the Tea Party and win 2014″. “I also was given a heads up that the McCain office has been in direct contact with the Obama operation on this issue. For weeks. … He can’t stand the Tea Party wing of the party and wants it gone. For good.”

‘Tramp the dirt down’: George Galloway’s extraordinarily crass tweet leads the Left’s sickening ‘celebration’ just minutes after Margaret Thatcher’s death At the end of George Galloway’s long journey into that good night his greatest triumph will have been this. That he was able to insult a long invalided woman on the day of her passing from this world to the next. A favor his own demise will not render to any other faux rebel statist or professional malcontent. On the day of George Galloway’s passing no one will give a damn.

Margaret Thatcher dies following stroke. The Iron Lady is no more. RIP.

MSNBC’s Harris-Perry: America’s “kids belong to their communities”. “Once it’s everybody’s responsibility and not just the households, then we start making better investments.” Of course, just like “green energy”, it will be “everybody’s” responsibility to supply the money for people like her to “invest”, mostly in themselves and their cronies. Funny how that works out.

Protesters greet Obama on S.F.’s Billionaires’ Row. “Turns out this whole protest was nothing more play-acting for the cameras, a group of faux protesters colluding with Obama to create a Potemkin ‘movement’ which he can then cite as justification for making an unpopular decision he already wanted to make anyway. ‘I had no choice — there’s a mass movement against this pipeline! I must bow to the will of the people.'” Political street circus in San Phonyfrisco.

Giant Penis Shuts Down The Nürburgring. Is this test-marketing for Anthony Weiner’s campaign for mayor of New York City? We’d recommend the slogan: Don’t be a dick, vote for Weiner.

USA is the only major industrialized nation to meet Kyoto goal. And we did it accidentally. We never ratified the damn thing so we’re not bound by it, but Obama trashed the economy so thoroughly we can’t afford to emit carbon dioxide at previous levels. We’ve gone green by going in the red. All praise Gaia.

DHS Tells Border Patrol They Have Ammo Shortage. In other amazing DHS news, we’re told Fat Sis wears a size 4.

So Many Unsolved Murders in Gun-Free Chicago, It’s Posting Photos of Unclaimed Bodies on its Website. We have a novel idea. How about Chicago PD start solving murder cases instead of coming up with more useless gun laws that only create problems for law-abiding citizens? What? Never mind. That would require critical thinking ability the Democrats obviously don’t possess.

Police officer suspended after accidentally firing his gun in a strip club bathroom while off-duty. Well, here’s one guy that definitely isn’t shooting blanks.