I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Guess who held a fundraiser in China. That’s right, the same White House Occupant who accuses Mitt Romney of outsourcing had his campaign staff over in Shanghai raising money for his reelection campaign. Add this event to the fundraisers in France, Switzerland, and Sweden.

Obama – ‘If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen’ There King Barry goes again. The man that has never done anything in his entire life is now lecturing those that did on how they owe him and the statist system. A system that has mostly done nothing but impede talent and ability while confiscating large portions of the success that has managed to claw its way through the hostile environment that government has created.

Red flags over cities’ bankruptcy filings. 8 More California cities warn on bankruptcy. Fairfield, Arvin (Kern County), El Monte (Los Angeles County), Grover Beach (San Luis Obispo County), Lancaster (Los Angeles County), Monrovia (Los Angeles County), Riverbank (Stanislaus County) and Tehachapi (Kern County). But the idiocracy in Sacramento will spend billions upon billions on the bullet train to nowhere.

Penn State covered up Sandusky, was their ClimateGate investigation of Michael Mann more reliable? “We saw what the university administration was willing to do to cover up heinous crimes, and even let them continue, rather than expose them. Should we suppose, in light of what we now know, they would do any less to hide academic and scientific misconduct, with so much at stake?” As Led Zeppelin said, “Mmmmm, an’ it makes me wonder…”

Naked man crashes car into Dallas mall, tries on clothes. Both this guy and the emperor are naked, but at least one of them figured it out. Got to change into something we can believe in.

U.S. Navy scraps urinals to make war ships gender-neutral. So, when relieving themselves, will the ladies start standing? Or, will the men start squatting? Enquiring minds don’t want to know.

The Obama Effect. No need to actually watch this propaganda. We will tell you all about the Obama effect in several short phrases: High unemployment. High inflation. High gas prices. High cost of living. State health control. Community ownership of your body. Wars without the consent of Congress. Erosion of civil liberties. Federal rapists at the airport. Programs to give guns to drug dealers. Programs to take money from the tax payers in order to pay off political cronies. Programs to take money from the tax payers to buy votes with. Legislation by executive fiat. Veiled -and not so veiled- threats for those that refuse to comply with the assumed power of this President. Enemies lists. Did we leave anything out? Of course we did. Please help us remedy that.

Alaska sues to block low-sulfur fuel requirement for ships:This is an issue that Dear Leader should really really care about. After all if he stopped this ever increasing erosion of the middle class’ capital there would be more money left over for him to steal for his vacations, corporatist cronies and reelection bid.

Discontent With High Court Drives Down Its Poll Numbers: Clearly this travesty must not stand. Fortunately there is solution. All that is necessary is for congress to pass legislation commanding all Americans to highly approve of the highest court in the land and then render this compulsion completely Constitutional by calling it a tax.

NYPD Officer Accused of Stealing Guns from Precinct to Support Trafficking Ring: Somehow we doubt this guy is responsible for as many deaths as Eric Holder.

Extreme drought hits much of US; 1000 counties in 26 states named “disaster areas.” “…the USDA still expects the third biggest corn harvest ever. If the drought in Iowa worsens, that is not going to happen.” Something else the economy doesn’t need.

FTC: Healthcare ruling is prompting scams. Scam artists contact consumers, “say they’re from the government” and use the Affordable Care Act as a hook to verify information, according to an FTC alert. In other words, Obamacare is the mother of all scams.

Protesters in L.A. chant ‘Whose streets? Our streets?’: Wonder how much tax money these Flea Baggers have put into building/maintaining these streets? We really think it is time they end these greedy protests, get jobs and start paying their fair share.

Sodomy “For the sake of Islam.” “Not only did the original ‘underwear bomber’ Abdullah Hassan al-Asiri hide explosives in his rectum to assassinate Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Nayef … but this ‘holy-warrior’ apparently had fellow jihadists repeatedly sodomize him to ‘widen’ his anus to fit the explosives—and all in accordance with the fatwas of Islamic clerics.” Sounds like this fellow is really broad, er, minded.

How my Chevy Volt almost got me seriously injured (or killed.) Driver was attempting a left turn across 2 lanes of oncoming traffic: “Once it was [clear], I hit the gas to complete my turn…and the car stopped going mid-turn. The cars that were coming towards me slammed on their brakes… This all happened without warning from the Volt. No check engine light or chime alerted me that anything was wrong.” Aside from that, wasn’t it a great play, Mrs. Lincoln?

Top Ten Felons, Fugitives, and Shady Characters in Obama’s Life: That’s right Barry, turnabout is fair play. Hope the taste of crow is better than that of dog.

Obama: My biggest problem was not telling American people enough stories. You see, he’s sure he got the policy part right but his failing was not explaining it all to us well enough (those 3 million or so prime time speeches just didn’t do the trick, apparently.) Heck, we thought his biggest problem was being too modest about the great job he is doing. Well, here’s proof that more stories woulda made a difference…

Obama: Romney should answer Bain questions: We’ve got a couple questions for Slick Barry to answer. How many billions of tax payer dollars did Bain funnel to friends, corporatist cronies and campaign donors? How many people died from guns that Bain gave to Mexican drug lords? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

Dogs, dead people get election docs from nonprofit. And people wonder why we need voter ID laws.

Don’t skinny dip in Liuzhou. Somebody apparently dumped their aquarium piranhas in the river and now they’re biting people. So officials decided to pay fishermen $160 each for every piranha they catch. Since piranha are for sale on the Internet for about $50, the communists – who never seem to completely grasp the vagaries of the free market – don’t realize they just inspired a mass infusion of piranha into the region.

Allen West targeted by new Soros-backed SuperPAC: Don’t look now, but it sure seems that the Sorosmeister is getting ready to perpetuate another high-tech lynching.

Top Obama fundraiser explodes over campaign’s Class Warfare. “What I get concerned about is the message from the Obama campaign that we only want someone who has not been successful to run for president. What do we want here? You can’t be successful and run the country? We don’t want somebody who has been successful to run it? That doesn’t make sense,” Peebles said. Obviously, Obama doesn’t think making sense is very important…

Biden tells sex joke: This from a man that normally is a sex joke. But that is to be expected. He spends so much time screwing the country that there just isn’t anything left for the bedroom.

Frank: GOP mostly ignored my wedding: Something we’re sure they were only too happy to do. Now if only this very stingy man could have extended the same courtesy to our liberty and property.

Nancy Pelosi made between $1-5 million on Asian investments in 2011: Well, at least it was a windfall for the botox industry.