I HATE THE MEDIA ™

AG Murder plans to sue Sheriff Arpaio: Apparently Holder thinks Sheriff Joe is guilty of that old favorite standby . . . civil rights violations. Of course even if these accusations can’t be taken seriously we must be careful not to make light of those instances when civil rights have been violated. Like those that lost their civil right to keep on living because Eric Holder gave guns to their killers.

Obama, the Underdog: ebbing enthusiasm among the president’s base points to the possibility of a decisive defeat. “President Obama will be running for a second term under a stagnant economy and his two most significant legislative accomplishments, health care reform and a job-goosing stimulus, remain deeply unpopular. It doesn’t take a professional pundit to recognize that’s a very tough ticket for reelection.” Job-goosing stimulus? Sure pal, whatever you say. But does this guy think Obama could actually lose? Yes he can!

John Kerry laments Dick Lugar’s primary loss. The Senator from Ketchup is not amused that these fly-over country peasants did not read his memo on Dick Lugar’s right to this seat. Where do they get off thinking a “Senator from Indiana” represents them? He will smite them but good – none of them will ever eat lunch on one of his yachts again.

House Republicans vote to cut DOJ salaries until they answer Fast and Furious questions. In other news, a House Dem has broken ranks and backed the Holder subpoena. Forward! Holder lied, hundreds died!

Brian Williams feels ‘unmitigated joy’ when daughter masturbates. The NBC anchor is estatic that his daughter, Allison, has a starring role in HBO’s trashy new show, “Girls.” Her scenes include planning an abortion (including celebratory snacks) for a friend and a masturbation scene in a bathroom. For liberals, it doesn’t get more heartwarming than this.

Mexico launches national tsunami warning system. Meanwhile, thousands die every year from narco-violence. Talk about misplaced priorities.

George Lucas pushes low-income housing option. George Lucas really is Darth Vader….to progressive and liberal NIMBY’s.

‘Champagne socialist’ Francois Hollande under fire as he makes his first trip as French president…in a £12,000-an-hour private jet. Hey, be nice now. He’s got to do a lot of catching up to keep up with the Obama’s.

Report suggests Elizabeth Warren ancestor rounded up Cherokees for Trail of Tears. “Ms. Warren’s great-great-great grandfather was apparently a member of the Tenn. Militia who rounded up Cherokees from their family homes in the Southeastern U.S. and herded them into government-built stockades in what was then called Ross’s Landing (now Chattanooga), TN – the point of origin for the horrific Trail of Tears, which began in January, 1837.” In other news, our irony meter has just exploded.

Clinton’s $580K office and Bush’s $83K phone bill: The taxpayer-funded perks of being an ex-president. None of them are poor. They should be paying their own way, not sucking off the tax-payer tit.

Bill Ayers to students: join me and help drive NATO out of Chicago on May 20. “If I have this straight, Bill Ayers is facing off against Rahm Emanuel in Chicago, in an attempt to disrupt an elite meeting of the world’s premier military alliance led by Barack Obama. It’s like the liberal Legion of Doom in a Bizarro World episode.” No word if Obama’s autobiographer got any takers (skip ahead to 2:30 in the video to hear his “invitation.”)

In new biography, Obama asks: Am I an American? “Obama emerges as a man questioning whether he viewed himself, or wanted to be viewed by others, as an American. Not in a citizenship sense… but in the sense of how he saw the world and wanted to be seen by it. …Obama chose to become an American in part because that’s what he needed to be to accomplish his goals.” Manufactured.

DINOSAUR FARTS MAY HAVE WARMED ANCIENT EARTH. Darn! We would have guessed unicorn farts, which is equally moronic as this theory.

WTF? Obama advises French not to end austerity measures. “…France’s new socialist President is looking for higher taxes and government spending — which is Obama’s plan for America. And he tells them they shouldn’t do that, because it will damage the world economy?” Could be a case of “do as I say, not as I doofus.”

Romney stands silent as supporter charges Obama with treason. Our response to this is: “___________!”

Massachusetts bans school bake sales. “Bake sales, the calorie-laden standby cash-strapped classrooms, PTAs and booster clubs rely on, will be outlawed from public schools as of Aug. 1 as part of new no-nonsense nutrition standards, forcing fundraisers back to the blackboard to cook up alternative ways to raise money for kids.” No problem, substitute cooked asparagus and we’re sure nobody will notice.

French president-elect’s domestic status a yawn for tolerant French. Freeloaders only care about what they get for “free” from the government. Obama could have 3 wives and 4 mistresses and the freeloaders here would still vote for him as long as he’s giving away “free” stuff. AKA as the toils of others.

Socialist “Occupier” Clams Up As Former Soviet Citizen Reminds Che Guevara Was Homophobe and Racist: It isn’t socialism’s fault. It’s just that Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin, Mao, Castro and all the rest didn’t know what they were doing. Good thing the modern American Socialist movement can call upon the skills and experience of this brain trust. She is certain to succeed. Even if all those others failed.

What if they gave a campaign and no one cared? “In politics, when you’re explaining you’re losing, and when you’re explaining missed expectations, you’re really losing. Going by what occurred Saturday at Ohio State University, President Obama’s re-election campaign kickoff was a double barreled loss.” Obama’s campaign has become a Potemkin Pillage.

How Big Government makes life worse. “The problem is not with one agency, but with the vast expansion of federal and state government, which takes our money and freedoms and leaves a path of destruction wherever it goes. Sure the Occupy protesters are annoying. But the real surprise is why the rest of us aren’t at least as angry as they are.” Well, the one thing big gov is good at is blaming everybody else for its messes.

KIDS RAPED, SODOMIZED ON FACEBOOK PAGES. Evidently Facebook needs some new censorship software that censors something besides the politically incorrect.

THE GRAPH THAT SHOULD DESTROY OCCUPY WALL STREET. From breaking windows to blowing up bridges. OWS should be declared a terrorist group so they can have membership privileges at the GITMO Country Club.

Obama and His Ilk Are Experts in Only One Area: Legalized Plunder. Sleaze & Theft-Obama 2012.

SNL scraps sketch critical of Obama, replaces it with Fox News parody. We wonder if SNL got word from the White House that they’d all end up in GITMO being water boarded if they aired it? Transcript here.

Labor Force Disappears in Obama’s Depression. “About a fifth of working-age Americans aren’t working — and a fifth of all personal income is transfer payments. These numbers are astonishing and without precedent. If they continue, America will go bankrupt….If you’re not scared, you haven’t read the numbers.” Either that, or you’ve been listening to the MSM flacks misrepresent them.