“The Time Has Changed For Come” – Obama gaffes, goofs and flubs the media ignored. At the 2:50 mark he utters the aforementioned new classic. His presidency is not an “intellectual hothouse”, as one media clown hallucinated, but more like an intellectual schithouse. That tingle down the legs is just the incontinence of a urine nation. The time has changed for come – it certainly does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dSJxHjIDQng
Palin beats Couric in head-to-head ratings contest. On Tuesday, Sarah Palin was guest-hosting the Today show at the same time Katie Couric was guest-hosting Good Morning America. 5.497 million viewers watched Palin, while 5.141 watched Couric. Even more revealing, 397,000 more people watched the Today show with Palin on Tuesday than watched it without Palin on Monday. Game, set, match.
Jesse Jackson calls on blacks to wear hoodies to polling places. “If a white kills a black we revolt, if a black kills a white it’s jail time, we kill each other it’s Miller time. It’s as if somebody has the right to kill us.” Last we checked, most victims, white and black, were killed by members of the same race. Why don’t you raise a ruckus about that? Not a winner politically, maybe?
US Adds 120,000 Jobs, far less than expected; Unemployment Falls to 8.2% Economists were expecting 200K and really wanted to see 300K to signify a strengthening economy. Now that the “Obama’s turned the economy around!” narrative is crashing like a cheap windmill, expect to seek more race-baiting, woman-killing, planet-destroying hysteria to be ginned up by the Fear-Mongerer-In-Chief as he seeks to distract attention from his failures.
Former WH economist admits “clean energy” firms don’t create many jobs. Because the “labor saving technology” in solar panel production (and modern manufacturing in general) is “quite intense”, so “some of these firms don’t employ as many people as you might hope.” So he figured out what every businessman with half a brain between here and Beijing already knew for decades. And it only took 3 years and eleventy billion bucks to do it. Genius.
Polar bear survey says bears are doing fine. So much for the global warming doomsayers. Once again they’re wrong. Their predictions are always wrong, aren’t they?
Man, 78, recounts assault by 6 youths in E. Toledo. Obama, Jessie and Al get their wish.
Mitt Romney misses ‘presence of editors’ in new media. Mitt, Mitt, Mitt, Mitt, Mitt, Mitt. That editing you miss? That was editorializing. And enough of it still exists that it is going to cost your campaign many millions of dollars to counter the lies that the MSM is going to “edit” into the national narrative.
Amazon: £7bn sales, no UK corporation tax: Apparently the author of this story didn’t know how best to frame this story. Let us do it for them. Without corporate taxes Amazon was able to save consumers millions upon millions of pounds that would otherwise have gone to buy votes for some government despot looking to eat up even more of their property. Yeah economic liberty!
Victim of scrotum attack taken to Ball Memorial Hospital. Now why isn’t THIS considered a hate crime? Stop laughing at the name of the hospital and answer the question.
Keith Olbermann sues Current TV for millions. We suggest that this case be referred to in the law books as Dumb v. Dumberer. We’re just not certain which one is which.
The USDA and US Fish and Wildlife Order Massive Amounts Of Ammo. So, are they such bad shots they need all this ammunition for target practice? Are we the targets?
MSNBC duped: Network runs satirical fake news from Daily Kos as a real story. We didn’t think it was possible, but there is now someone that makes Keith Olbermann look like a genius. We suppose Current TV will hire Roberts soon.
DOJ files letter with 5th Circuit affirming judicial authority. Eric Holder’s version of: ‘Oh shit? You mean Judicial IS a branch of the Federal Government? Marbury v. Madison? Ummmmmmm right you are! Oh? Congress just can’t do what they effing want when it suits the Obama Administrations purpose? Whoodathunkit?” We love the last line “The President’s remarks were fully consistent with the principles described herein.” If they were Holder wouldn’t have had to write this letter now would he?
Marion Barry: “We’ve got to do something about these Asians coming in.” The former DC mayor and now 3-term Ward 8 DC councilman adds “They ought to go. I’m going to say that right now. But we need African-American businesspeople to be able to take their places, too.” Expect righteous outrage from the Democrat-media complex any minute now. Not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL7Yt612rCo&feature=player_embedded
Geithner: U.S. Fiscal Situation ‘Unsustainable’–But We Can’t ‘Just Cut Things’ Turbo Tax “Geithner said that “only” government could return the country to economic prosperity, saying that the problems facing the economy had nothing to do with business, but were centered in a lack of economic opportunity and income equality.” In other words, more taxes, more regulations and redistributing wealth are his and Obama’s answer.
Mine union boss: Coal industry could suffer same fate as bin Laden.“The Navy SEALs shot Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan and Lisa Jackson shot us in Washington,” Cecil Roberts, president of the United Mine workers. Well, don’t blame us – Barry said he was gonna do this during the 2008 campaign and your union supported him anyway.
Rocket fired from Egypt hits Israeli city of Eilat. Gosh, wasn’t there a peace treaty between those two countries? Yeah, signed in 1978, a real feather in the cap of President Carter who worked so hard on it… Wonder what happened????
Criminal Court judge was ‘addicted to drugs for years, had sex during court breaks and bought pills from convicts he’d sentenced. Guess which political party he belonged to then read here for confirmation and more details on this travesty of justice. Meanwhile we have to wonder how many asked him “is that a banana under your robe your honor? Or are you happy to see me?”
Democrats boycott Coke, Walmart over voter ID laws. Launching a “two pronged attack” on states with voter ID laws, one being a call to boycott Coke, Walmart and others that back an organization pushing for such laws. Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway owned (according to their most recent 13-F dated 3/31/2011) almost 200 million shares of Coca Cola and 39 million shares of Wal Mart. We’re sure he’s selling today to support this noble effort.
Obama: When I struggle, I think of Jesus and the Easter Story Makes sense: his presidency has us thinking of the Book of Job.
Obama Warns GOP budget would make weather prediction less accurate. Constitutional law scholar, author, economist, energy and health insurance expert, journalist and now weatherman… is there anything this guy can’t do? The only thing that could make him more awesome would be if he actually knew what he was talking about. Incredible.
Hoodie appears in the White House. From the pool report: “One pastor wore a hoodie, the symbol of Trayvon Martin, the young black man [allegedly] shot to death by neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman.” Or maybe it’s just an Obamacare supporter trying to send another message to SCOTUS.
Obama instructs journalists on how to report his positions. “Hey, I’m a centrist – it may not look that way ’cause those GOP racist wingnuts are so waaaaay to my right! But trust me, I am!” Yeah jour0lists, just report the “truth” and say Obama is the bestest president there ever was anywhere, then he’ll be happy and let you continue to live in his universe.
Olbermann: Me on Current TV is like a $10 million chandelier in a crappy house. That’s KO “explaining” his Current TV bust-up to David Letterman. He is like a $10 million chandelier in one respect… he costs too much and does too little. And if Current eventually ends up in Obama-ruptcy, there’s one consolation – amongst all the bankrupt solar energy companies, it’ll be around friends.
