I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Biden: “Lubricated Has a Different Meaning” Perhaps Joe should save some of that lubrication for himself. He’s going to need it to get that foot out of his mouth.

City Council Warns ‘Crack Ho’ Comments ‘Intolerable’, Calls For Diversity In Talk Radio- “City Council members took a step closer on Wednesday to becoming the first in the nation to adopt a resolution condemning certain types of speech on public airwaves.”: Somehow we get the feeling that rap radio will be getting a pass. It is like Napoleon said, “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

VAN JONES: OBAMA OPPONENTS ‘HATE EVERYBODY IN AMERICA.’
If you ask us the hate is being spewed by Van Jones, not to mention creating class warfare. Hope and change is morphing into divide and conquer.

How Big Would Be Treasury Dept’s Very Last Debt Ceiling Request? Weasel replies: “It would make you uncomfortable”. wow. The fact that Geithner still has a job makes ALL of us uncomfortable.

Paper: Marines down on Obama. We can think of lotsa other people we’d rather have mad at us. (Full article available to subscribers only.)

Cash-strapped NY county goes after school districts with “toilet tax.” NY’s Nassau county is levying a “sewer use fee” against public school districts, including one that has a septic system. The districts will pass the cost along to local taxpayers but they would rather utilize that source of OPM themselves: “For us, it’s a large amount of money. It’s like a teacher salary.” When times are tough, the pols will even eat their own.

Obama to tout green energy ‘investments’ at solar facility employing 5 workers, relying on $54 million in taxpayer subsidies. That’s $10.8 million for each job “created” to produce solar energy costing 3.5 times as much as energy produced by old-fashioned racist fuels. OK, it looks bad now, but wait until the perpetual motion machine factory gets going. Unicorn cold-cuts, anyone?

Sandra Fluke: Politicians should be required to pass pro-woman litmus test to get elected. It’s no fluke, if they babble on long enough, their inner Stalinist always emerges. BTW Sandy… will you be consulting with other lefty interest groups, such as Sharia Law experts, to devise this litmus test thingy? We have a hunch that other folks’ concept of “pro-woman” ain’t exactly the same as yours. Just sayin’.

Rosie O’Donnell is apparently not on speaking terms with Oprah Winfrey after her show was axed from OWN. A chat show host not talking??? No wonder she was cancelled.

EXCLUSIVE: U2’S BONO CAUGHT IN TAX-DODGING HYPOCRISY. Bozo Bono, generous with other people’s money. Typical liberal.

Jesse Jackson Jr. rolls over Debbie Halvorson after bitter battle. We demand a dead-voter recount!

Controversial Painter Depicts Obama With Burning Constitution. A matter of semantics, but we would have had him putting it into a shredder. We do wonder if Michelle will buy it for Barry for Christmas umm Generic Winter Solstice Holiday. We bet he’d love it.

US imposes solar duties on China. “The US has imposed duties on Chinese solar panel manufacturers after it said that they received unfair subsidies.” What about all the money Feckless Leader gives to his solar buddies like the $535 million to Solyndra? If it’s not a subsidy is it a way to launder recycle greenbacks into campaign coffers?

Bernanke says gold standard wouldn’t solve problems. Perhaps not, but it couldn’t fail any more spectacularly than Helicopter Ben has.

Tourist Who Brought Loaded Gun to 9/11 Memorial Avoids Jail. Big deal. Obama mentor William Ayers once planted a bomb at The Pentagon and got away with it.

Just $31B from Buffett rule tax on rich. Wow 31 billion dollars from the trickle down tax hikes the progressives are looking to punish this country with. That hardly seems enough money to cover another four years worth of Obama vacations. Just a minor point of clarification though. We would feel rather poorly about ourselves if we did not point out that there is a glaring and galactic sized variance between the so called “Buffet rule” and the rather more telling Buffet example.

Axelrod Jokes About Voting Early And Often In Illinois. Why is it assumed that he is joking?

John Stossel: Complex Societies Need Simple Laws. Leave it to this guy to hit another one out of the park.

Prog writer throws hissy fit when bookseller fails to prominently display his latest agitprop: David Corn is a flake.

Alan “The Bus Buster” Grayson comes out for individual liberty… sort of. Evil statist clown’s anti-Santorum campaign email goes from “if you’re against pornography, then don’t watch it” to the non-sequitur “if you’re against universal health care, just keep your distance from doctors and hospitals.” Sorry Flash, but the Obamacare crap sandwich you voted for compels us to buy insurance, like it or not. Just how hard did you hit that bus, Al?

Gingrich Says De Niro’s ‘White First Lady’ Crack Is ‘Inexcusable.’ Speaking of Hollywood liberal racists,  here’s another one!  Sounds like he needs someone to analyze him.

Tom Hanks, Glenn Frey in 2004: ‘Blackface,’ race jokes at fundraising auction. The narrator of Obama’s “The Road We’ve Travelled” was filmed walking on the wrong side of the politically-correct tracks. “In response to the video, Congress of Racial Equality national spokesperson Niger Innis has called on President Obama to remove Hanks’ narration from his campaign film.” Obama’s proxies calling every opponent raaaaacist makes silly stuff like this fair game.

Military expert Joe Biden: Bin Laden raid most audacious plan in last 500 years. Really? Ever hear of D-Day, Inchon or Desert Storm, to name a few? And what did Super Major General Obama do to merit credit for this operation besides say “go ahead.” Seriously, does this man ever think about what he’s saying when he speaks?

GE’s Immelt sours on Obama? “…he’s privately rooting for Mitt Romney to win the Republican nomination and defeat Obama in the fall.” Why only privately? GE gets subsidies for being “green”, tax breaks for creating jobs (in China) and everybody knows what the Chicago thug does to opponents (re: Gibson Guitar and the Koches.) But now, Jeff has been “outed” by Gasparino’s op-ed… at the very least, he’s got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do to his former bro, BO.

Broken down and rusting, is this the future of Britain’s ‘wind rush‘? Looks like in the US the future is already here. No doubt the taxpayers will foot the bill for the cleanup.