I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Readership of OWS Website Plummets as Movement Fizzles: Just because you promise to gut the middle class so that your Flea Bagger friends can have enough handouts to buy new Mac Books isn’t any guarantee they’ll use them to peruse your website.

Sesame Street Muppet Pitches Government Dependence: Free Food at School. Yeah, we know. We’re not supposed to call them “hand outs”. We’re supposed to call them “hand ups”. But let’s be very clear. We all know exactly we’re these hand up’s are going. And it is always rather near the place where our money used to be.

OBAMA: ‘I DIDN’T OVERPROMISE’… ‘I DON’T CONTROL THE WEATHER’: Who ya gonna believe, Dear Leader . . . or your own lying ears!

Man dies from penis enhancing injection: Perp charged with manhood slaughter.

Car powered by Mentos and Coke! Reportedly Barry was very interested in giving this guy one billion dollars worth of tax payer funds until he realized A: The fellow isn’t one of his cronies. B: He isn’t using that sort of coke.

UN Climate draft text demands “New International Climate Court” to compel reparations from the West for “climate debt” because of its “historical responsibility” for causing “global warming.” UN again reveals itself to be a bunch of greedy con artists using global warming as their scam. Don’t take our word for it – one of them admitted it: “As a senior UN diplomat told me last year, ‘The UN exists for only one purpose: to get more money. That, and that alone, is the reason why it takes such an interest in climate change.’”

Occupy Charlotte NOT! Dem convention host city working on ordinance that would make occupying downtown spaces with tents a “public nuisance.” Which it is, but that’s not what Obama and the Democrat-media complex have been telling us. For their part, the protesters say they don’t even have a plan for the DNC yet, but acknowledge the opportunity it presents. “Everybody I talked to said the DNC is ground zero for everything,” said one organizer. Hey, the media’s correct – these occupy movements DO have some good points!

Ma’am Boxer: you climate change deniers are “endangering humankind.” “Humankind” being defined as the gravy trains of Al Gore and big Dem contributors like the Solyndra hucksters. Slam, bam, thanks for the laugh, ma’am.

Woman arrested after trying to make meth inside S. Tulsa Walmart. Walmart – Always the low price meth.

Fast n’ Furious Fireworks: Issa threatens Holder with contempt of Congress. Issa compared Holder to John Mitchell, Nixon’s AG brought down by Watergate. Holder fired back by invoking the McCarthy-era line, “Have you no shame?”, which Issa threw right back at him. You can tell when a liberal has nothing substantial to say – he resorts to McCarthy references.

Law and Order HELL! Occupy Wall Street protesters shut down “Law & Order: SVU” set depicting OWS. Hollywood came out to “support” OWS (maybe a better word is “appropriate”) and gets pooped on for their trouble. Ironic. What is the word we’re looking for here…. oh, yes… HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Meet the plastic president: The hilarious mannequins made to resemble Obama. Just what we thought. No package.

Obama celebrates Hanukkah 2 weeks early. The president noted “our unshakeable support and commitment to the security of the nation of Israel.” (But he didn’t celebrate Ramadan or his birthday two weeks early, did he?) Obama’s IS right, this is the most transparent administration EVAH (but just not in the sense that he meant it.)

GM CEO Dan Akerson: “we have 7,000 more people working on the same amount of work on our competitors. It’s just like the Communist Party in China in the 1960s. There has to be a cultural revolution here.” The winner of the Joe Biden “unintentional revelation of truth” award for today.

Newt’s Iowa AD —
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=brdrjLavTzU

MF Global client money may not be “missing” – firm likely took advantage of legal loophole to use customer money to buy assets in company’s name. It’s a legal loophole in international brokerage regulations concerning rehypothecation, where a bank or other broker-dealer reuses the collateral pledged by its clients as collateral for its own borrowing. The bottom line is that MF Global’s clients may not get their MF money back. Same old story, Democrats and Other People’s Money…

Breaking News: Feds Falsely Censor Popular Blog For Over A Year, Deny All Due Process, Hide All Details… This is what happens when you start shredding the Constitution and throw due process into the garbage can.

Chris Christie: Barack Obama is the cause of OWS anger. “They represent an anger in our country that Barack Obama has caused, because he is a typical, cynical Chicago ward politician who runs for office and promises everything and then comes to office and disappoints.” Speaking truth to poopers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiH8DcWmfDM&feature=player_embedded#!

Holder tells Congress “Lying has to do with your state of mind.” “Well, if you want to have this legal conversation, it all has to do with your state of mind and whether or not you had the requisite intent to come up with something that would be considered perjury or a lie,” Holder said. Or, as the last liar who hired him said, it all depends on what your definition of is is. Hey flaming pants, your chief of staff knew and your boss knew so in which of the 57 states was your mind for you to have the requisite intent not to know?????

Petrolhead gives old 1967 Chevrolet a top speed of 300mph… by strapping a cruise missile to the roof. Never be late for work again! Just watch out for Priuses in the fast lane going 48 MPH.

Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance. Carrots and zucchini are also on the list of forbidden fruit… er, vegetables. “The unnamed sheikh was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.” Sounds like the sheikh has some issues of his own.

Obama Offers A New Version Of The Square Dea (ROFLMAO!): We don’t know exactly who this Ed Dionne Jr. moron is. But it is seems safe to assume -based upon this article- that he is an unabashed fan of the sorts of economic facism that always seems to usurp power/property from the people . . . and somehow lands that power/property squarely in the hands of the government and their cronies. Take for example his paraphrasing of Dear Leader paraphrasing Teddy Roosevelt: “that the free market has never been a free license to take whatever you can from whomever you can” The only problem with this thinking is that it is wrong. At least so far as concerns us today. The free market was abolished nearly a century ago. And in those nearly hundred years it has been government that has taken whatever they want and whenever they wanted it.

Government to archive every tweet: President Transparency continues his mission to know far more about us than we are allowed to know about him.

Mark Zuckerberg’s private Facebook photos revealed: Security ‘glitch’ allows web expert to access billionaire’s personal pictures: It’s amazing what you can do with special effects. Recreate the sinking of the Titanic, bring the Lord of the Ring saga out of our imaginations and onto the big screen or make it look like Mark Zuckerberg actually has a personality.

Documents: ATF used “Fast and Furious” to make the case for gun regulations. Manufacture the sort of crisis that only government could create and then conveniently provide an authoritarian “solution” that separates Americans from their liberty and their property. Sound familiar? It should. It’s the same damn thing Barry has been doing on the economic front.