I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Conservatives angrily lash out at Willie Nelson for backing Beto O’Rourke: ‘I thought you were a patriot.’ Mama’s don’t let your babies grow up to be dumbasses.

The roots of the gender pay gap lie in childhood: Shocker! The Economist discovers that the “pay gap” is rooted in lower productivity! No one could have seen this coming!

“Panic And Dismay”: Leaked Video Reveals Distraught Google Execs Grappling With Hillary Clinton’s Loss. Yeah but they never try to throw elections. Watch the video at the link. It’s not on YouTube for obvious reasons (like Google owns it).

NYPD cops busted in major gambling and prostitution probe. Remember, in NYC for the most part only the cops are allowed to carry firearms.

Report: Las Vegas professor shot himself in arm to protest Trump. Have we hit peak Trump Derangement Syndrome yet? We doubt it as they get whackier every day.

No, Trump Didn’t Botch the Puerto Rico Crisis. Blaming Trump, another part of a soft coup to dump Trump? Seems there’s more BS than truth in the complaints the liberals put forth.

TH: So, it seems like everybody has blasted Trump administration’s response to the Puerto Rico crisis. Has that criticism been fair?

JH: No, I don’t think so. First of all, there was a fair amount of anticipatory action that is not being recognized. Amphibious ships including the light amphibious carriers Kearsarge and Wasp and the amphibious landing ship dock Oak Hill were at sea and dispatched to Puerto Rico ahead of the hurricane’s impact.

Massive stockpile of bottled water found in Puerto Rico a year after Maria. Steamship containers full of rotting food and now almost a million bottles of water makes us wonder how many people died in Puerto Rico to make Trump look bad.

Bob Woodward’s trail of accuracy issues lies. Now that he has a book negative about Trump, the mainstream media talks about his “long and storied history of credibility.” But they ignore all the times he was caught lying in the past. Remember when Woodward said he was alone in the room with dying former CIA Director William Casey and the unconscious man suddenly sat up in bed and made a confession? Casey’s family and protection detail said it never happened–they wouldn’t even let the creep in the room. Remember when Woodward claimed an Obama official was trying to intimidate him? The Obama administration released the full transcript of the email exchange to show Woodward was lying. That’s just two of a long list of examples over the years. Even Deep Throat was a composite, not a real Watergate source, and the source Woodward and Bernstein swore for four decades was NOT a grand juror breaking the law… turned out to be a grand juror breaking the law. So much for his vaunted Watergate chops.

9/11 Never forget, always remember. Where were you when this happened? My wife woke me up, told me what was going on. I didn’t believe her until I went into the living room and saw the TV. Man was I pissed. I still am.

7 wounded in Paris attack; no terrorism suspected. Yep, no matter if you’re in France, the UK, Sweden, Germany , etc., they never suspect terrorism even though it almost always is. Inspector Clouseau lives.

John Bolton: U.S. to desert ‘outright dangerous’ International Criminal Court. This has turned into and anti-US court. They ignore the Palestinians and other terrorists, so why do we need them? Think about it, President Trump has a pen and a drone to take care of problems.

“We will not cooperate with the ICC,” Bolton said at an event Monday hosted by the conservative Federalist Society. “We will provide no assistance to the ICC. We will not join the ICC. We will let the ICC die on its own. After all, for all intents and purposes, the ICC is already dead to us.”

Strzok-Page texts reveal ‘coordinated’ FBI leak strategy to harm Trump, GOP congressman claims. But the FBI 7th floor is comprised of dishonest honest individuals.

Plot twist: Now Michael Avenatti is getting sued by a sex icon. Looks like a case of ‘what goes around comes around’ to us.

NFL not expected to implement new national anthem policy this season: Former fans not expected to reverse “do not watch”policy this season either.

Pence ‘more than willing’ to sit down with Mueller: Don’t do it Mike, in the immortal words of Admiral Akbar …..

Don’t call the Alamo’s defenders ‘heroic,’ Texas school curriculum panel urges: Screw these guys, REMEMBER THE ALAMO!

Inside Amazon’s ‘hellish’ warehouses where underpaid staff are forced to perform cult-like chants: Speaking of cult-like chants.

‘Dine-and-dash dater’ faces 10 felony counts for allegedly skipping out on dates before bill: Why is it assumed that the man will be paying for dinner? Clearly feminism has taught us nothing.

FBI Kept From U.S. Spy Court Russian View of Carter Page as ‘an Idiot.’ Just imagine what the Russians think of the FBI about now?

‘Pussy Hat’ Design Withdrawn After Activists Insist Some Women Have Penises. Why don’t they just come up with a Hermaphrodite hat and get it over with?

Sen. Kamala Harris Given LAPD Protection, Even When She Wasn’t in LA. Here’s Kameltoe, yet another crooked Democrat slurping up taxpayer money for personal use. Imagine if a Republican did this.

Los Angeles taxpayers paid for airline tickets, hotel stays, car rentals, and meals, according to detailed expense reports obtained by NBC News.

HE’S BACK! Obama refers to himself 102 times during 64-minute speech. The Narcissist-in-Chief has returned and he’s as full of himself and as full of shit as ever. We spared you from putting the entire speech up. You’re welcome.

New video shows school cop Scot Peterson hiding as gunman shoots Parkland students. The Coward of Broward is now a proven coward. We hope the parents of the 17 dead children collect his pension.

New York subpoenas EVERY Catholic diocese in state to investigate potential child sexual abuse cover ups. Enough of these guys telling children it’s Gabriel’s Horn.

New York prosecutors are subpoenaing each Catholic diocese in the state as part of investigations into clerical abuse after at least 1,000 victims were recently identified in neighboring Pennsylvania.

All eight Catholic dioceses have either been or are in the process of being subpoenaed by New York’s state attorney general, confirmed Dennis Poust, spokesman for the New York State Catholic Conference.

College of the Ozarks drops Nike over new “Just Do It” ad. Nike: Just blew it.