PETA wants a roadside memorial for 16 dead cows. On May 22 in Illinois a truck driver hauling 36 cows to the slaughterhouse lost control and rolled his rig. 16 of the cows plummeted to their death onto Interstate 294. (The other 20 had parachutes apparently.) We agree with PETA – this would be the moost udderly mooving memorial ever herd of.
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I knew who wrote this before I saw who wrote this... jeez...
Well I hope the cows didn't go to waste. Leather is nice and so is beef. Am I heartless? LOL
You knew it was me cause I'm the cream of the crop, right? You dug it before you even saw it!
Heartless, No.
Practical, Yup.
Sorry y'all. I could not find a cow pun to round up and herd over to this thread
Don't feel bad about revealing that oodd.
I've "herd" about enough from PETA on these 16 dead cows.
Was it a shrine to the Heart Attack Grill?
Did they clean the wreck up with a bull-dozer, nobody's herd
And here we go again!
One pun and then everybody joins in. It's like a stampede, ya know?
Yeah, I know! Every time, I know. I also know you just can't help it, you cannot walk away! LOL
Exactly. That is the horn of the dilemma.
I'll chip in and add the lowing maybe waking some babes.
Nobody knows. People keep oxen 'em, but they won't answer.
bet they cud answer readily enough if they wanted too.
Maybe we could trick them into a game of Truth or Dairy.
cowabunga dude.
Utterly weird puns...I was mooved to laughter and that's no bull.
Weird? Why do you have a beef with our puns, dude?
I've got a steak in these puns. Nothing weird here.
I suggest, sir, loin a few more prime rib-ings like you usda do, otherwise some might horn in on the thread and desecrate it, forcing LEOs to cholera vandal or two.
Jim was once a Frisbeetarian. they believe once you die your soul turns into a frisbee and you get thrown up on a roof for all eternity.
:D
Sorry, try this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhRhBK8v4RA
I know when I'm beaten, Merry Christmas.
Don't Wagyu head @ me Ghostie. :D
moo-ey Christmas KimmyQ and Ghost.
@LRobert
Moo, hiss (rotten tomatoes)
Limousin
n
(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Breeds) a breed of fairly large yellowish-to-reddish-gold beef cattle originally from France
:)
OMG...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_GsUVbe__A
maybe?
Not working for me Poppa...took "m." out and still not working.
For drb
http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%252F#
very nice poppaJ.
now i'm hungry again.
A Nathan's foot-long little doggie?
I'd like to ride a limousin through here, but i can only afford to get a long little doggie.
Merry Christmas, LRobert...watch your step...lots of cowpatties around here.
ok ok brah ma goodness ease on up off my back. although it is kine of fun seeing drb in the mix. :)
Merry Christmas!
Y'all are milkin' this for all it's worth
Don't be a pun hog. It's not the number of puns that matters, but rather the manure in which you present them.
AFV's Tom Burgeron would love this.
They've been steered in the wrong direction.
I'm a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!
ha ha!
I guess PETA didn't notice where the cattle were headed. They were on their way to be KILLED!
Not killed, murdered. That's how PETA sees it... as they stand there in their leather shoes.
I bet that meat was tender.
I know it is the season, but there seems to be a lot of Nuts surfacing recently.
The story says they were cows, not bulls.
I wasn't referring to the cattle.
libnuts roasting when we open fire.
I'd suggest a hamburger stand.
I was just going to suggest a White Castle or a Tommy Burger!
What's a Tommy Burger?
http://www.originaltommys.com/tommys_menu.php
yum, however; query: where's the bacon?
I used to go to the San Diego location for dinner before heading out for a night working the freeway. Take a burger with you for my midnight meal. Mmmmmmmmm.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y148/Zippozeppo/FarSideCownCar.gif
Almost as good as In and Out Burger!
Mmmmm, In-n-Out. Good burgers. I grew up right down the street from the original one, when it was the ONLY one. Most people don't know that In-n-Out also ran the food concession at the original Irwindale Raceway. I was the souvenir concession manager there, starting when I was 14. Good food, custom made special for us guys.
In-n-Out, how burgers are made?
roflmbo
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Innout20x20.jpg
What a great headline that would have been:
16 COWS PLUNGE TO DEATH FROM OVERPASS - SPONTANEOUS BBQ ERUPTS