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PETA wants a roadside memorial for 16 dead cows. On May 22 in Illinois a truck driver hauling 36 cows to the slaughterhouse lost control and rolled his rig. 16 of the cows plummeted to their death onto Interstate 294. (The other 20 had parachutes apparently.) We agree with PETA – this would be the moost udderly mooving memorial ever herd of.

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KimmyQueen
Guest

I knew who wrote this before I saw who wrote this… jeez…

Well I hope the cows didn’t go to waste. Leather is nice and so is beef. Am I heartless? LOL

JPTravis
Member

You knew it was me cause I’m the cream of the crop, right? You dug it before you even saw it!

ooddballz
Member

Heartless, No.
Practical, Yup.

Sorry y’all. I could not find a cow pun to round up and herd over to this thread

RobertW
Member

Don’t feel bad about revealing that oodd.

MDLION
Member

I’ve “herd” about enough from PETA on these 16 dead cows.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
Member
Progressive Hemrrhoid

Was it a shrine to the Heart Attack Grill?

Trickie
Member

Did they clean the wreck up with a bull-dozer, nobody’s herd

sa_rose
Member

And here we go again!

JPTravis
Member

One pun and then everybody joins in. It’s like a stampede, ya know?

sa_rose
Member

Yeah, I know! Every time, I know. I also know you just can’t help it, you cannot walk away! LOL

JPTravis
Member

Exactly. That is the horn of the dilemma.

RobertW
Member

I’ll chip in and add the lowing maybe waking some babes.

JPTravis
Member

Nobody knows. People keep oxen ’em, but they won’t answer.

RobertW
Member

bet they cud answer readily enough if they wanted too.

JPTravis
Member

Maybe we could trick them into a game of Truth or Dairy.

RobertW
Member

cowabunga dude.

Not so silent
Member

Utterly weird puns…I was mooved to laughter and that’s no bull.

JPTravis
Member

Weird? Why do you have a beef with our puns, dude?

Sidekick
Member

I’ve got a steak in these puns. Nothing weird here.

RobertW
Member

I suggest, sir, loin a few more prime rib-ings like you usda do, otherwise some might horn in on the thread and desecrate it, forcing LEOs to cholera vandal or two.

RobertW
Member

Jim was once a Frisbeetarian. they believe once you die your soul turns into a frisbee and you get thrown up on a roof for all eternity.

😀

poppajoe49
Member
GhostntheMachine
Member

I know when I’m beaten, Merry Christmas.

RobertW
Member

Don’t Wagyu head @ me Ghostie. 😀

RobertW
Member

moo-ey Christmas KimmyQ and Ghost.

GhostntheMachine
Member

@LRobert
Moo, hiss (rotten tomatoes)
Limousin
n
(Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Breeds) a breed of fairly large yellowish-to-reddish-gold beef cattle originally from France

🙂

KimmyQueen
Guest

OMG…

RobertW
Member
drb
Member

Not working for me Poppa…took “m.” out and still not working.

poppajoe49
Member
RobertW
Member

very nice poppaJ.

now i’m hungry again.

poppajoe49
Member

A Nathan’s foot-long little doggie?

RobertW
Member

I’d like to ride a limousin through here, but i can only afford to get a long little doggie.

drb
Member

Merry Christmas, LRobert…watch your step…lots of cowpatties around here.

RobertW
Member

ok ok brah ma goodness ease on up off my back. although it is kine of fun seeing drb in the mix. 🙂

Merry Christmas!

drb
Member

Y’all are milkin’ this for all it’s worth

JPTravis
Member

Don’t be a pun hog. It’s not the number of puns that matters, but rather the manure in which you present them.

RobertW
Member

AFV’s Tom Burgeron would love this.

Sidekick
Member

They’ve been steered in the wrong direction.

guysmiley
Member

I’m a member of PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals!

KimmyQueen
Guest

ha ha!

flashingscotsman
Member

I guess PETA didn’t notice where the cattle were headed. They were on their way to be KILLED!

JPTravis
Member

Not killed, murdered. That’s how PETA sees it… as they stand there in their leather shoes.

Shanelou
Member

I bet that meat was tender.

Navyvet2
Guest

I know it is the season, but there seems to be a lot of Nuts surfacing recently.

JPTravis
Member

The story says they were cows, not bulls.

Navyvet2
Guest

I wasn’t referring to the cattle.

RobertW
Member

libnuts roasting when we open fire.

CO2Insanity
Admin

I’d suggest a hamburger stand.

poppajoe49
Member

I was just going to suggest a White Castle or a Tommy Burger!

GhostntheMachine
Member

What’s a Tommy Burger?

poppajoe49
Member
RobertW
Member

yum, however; query: where’s the bacon?

flashingscotsman
Member

I used to go to the San Diego location for dinner before heading out for a night working the freeway. Take a burger with you for my midnight meal. Mmmmmmmmm.

RobertW
Member

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poppajoe49
Member

Almost as good as In and Out Burger!

flashingscotsman
Member

Mmmmm, In-n-Out. Good burgers. I grew up right down the street from the original one, when it was the ONLY one. Most people don’t know that In-n-Out also ran the food concession at the original Irwindale Raceway. I was the souvenir concession manager there, starting when I was 14. Good food, custom made special for us guys.

RobertW
Member

In-n-Out, how burgers are made?

roflmbo
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JPTravis
Member

What a great headline that would have been:

16 COWS PLUNGE TO DEATH FROM OVERPASS – SPONTANEOUS BBQ ERUPTS

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