Police: Teaneck (NJ) man pulled gun on neighbor for farting. “An elderly man was arrested Monday night after a neighbor’s fart allegedly drove him to threaten him with a gun, police said.” The guy was just getting in touch with his inner Bloomberg.
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Damn! If my neighbors or co-workers pointed a gun at me every time I farted I would never get anything done. I do love my pinto beans!
Remind me to stay away from that guy's door. He'd shoot me for sure.
Maybe the guy with the gun was one of Al Gore's environmental nazis who thought the ozone layer was being damaged again....
( In best French accent ) Misure, I fart in your general direction.
Now go away before I taunt you a second time, you silly English King.
I guess that would depend on the fart.
And the direction of the wind-
This is Obama's fault...
I nominate that for the official slogan of the GOP for at least the next 4 years.
You can't pull a gun on your neighboe if he farts, but what about if he lights a bag of dog crap on fire outside your door?
Maybe Notsosilent can help me out with this one.
Then it becomes a crime, vandalism...and you could even stretch it to arson since the flaming bag de poo could cause a fire....
In Florida, you could shoot him before he gets to the doorstep!
I am liking Florida more and more....
How many times will a NJ resident get into senseless disputes with his neighbors?
The answer, My Friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
The TD obviously doesn't appreciate comedy.
Peter Yarrow or Paul Stookey, perhaps?
This surprises me. Teaneck is in the Northern, "more politically enlightened" (blue) area of the state. It's not like this was one of those hick, redneck, South Jersey people.
Someone needs to capture and release this old guy, relocating him to an area where he can live with his own kind, let's say Burlington or Cumberland County.