After watching President Obama throw like a girl (at last year’s major league baseball all-star game, at this year’s opening day, and at a White House media family day carnival), one can only assume that he picked up his technique from singer Mariah Carey. Or from Janet Napolitano. Or even Sasha and Malia.
Sad to say, but the President needs a lot of practice to get as good as a chick in skintight shorts and high heels. Maybe a little less time on the golf course and a little more time on the mound would help.
This post was last modified on May 9, 2010
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Proudly I can say I have NEVER seen one episode of American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, Lost or Survivor....
Would someone please explain to me why she is famous?
And what the hell were those shoes she wore out there?
She is famous because she can hit a very high note and hold it for a long time, which is also the basis for American Idol. They could cut out weeks and weeks of that competition just by telling the contestents, "OK, hit a high note, hold it a long time, squeeze your eyes shut and look like you're in pain..." (Point to one girl in particular.) "OK, then, you win; here's your prize. Good night, everyone! ...Huh? You want interesting, innovative music? Oh, hell! Just go dig out your old King Crimson albums and shut up!"
Chauvinism is dead! The POTUS has leveled the playing field. One cannot exclusively claim, "She throws like a girl" any longer.