Prince Charles is nuttier than the proverbial fruitcake

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This one’s going to make the Queen of England proud. Her son, Charles, Prince of Wales and King of Fools, is committed to the environment and equally committed, it appears, to proving that he’s insane.

Australia’s Nine Network has the strange details:

In a remarkably candid interview for a BBC documentary, Prince Charles dismisses suggestions he is “loony” but confesses to lying on the floor at his Highgrove home to eavesdrop on visitors.

During the hour-long program, he is seen wandering around the extensive grounds of the Gloucestershire estate with gardener Alan Titchmarsh.

According to the News of the World, he tells the presenter: “I got a lot of flack for a lot of things. I mean, bewildered, frankly, as though you were doing something positively evil.

“I mean potty this, and potty that, loony this and loony that.”

But he admits: “I have eavesdropped on what the visitors have said.”

He reportedly tells Titchmarsh: “When they’re going round outside the windows sometimes you’ve got to lie on the floor.”

And he describes speaking to shrubbery as something which keeps him “relatively sane”.

“I happily talk to the plants and the trees, and listen to them. I think it’s absolutely crucial,” he is reported to say.

Does anyone know if Charles’ parents are brother and sister? That might explain the whole thing.

Source: Nine Network

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  • No wonder , Princess Di left this Clown , He smells like a Yak from not taking a shower , His breath smells like Yak A$$ , as he doesn't even brush his Yak trap . Looks like he's picking lice , Mmm ... protein

  • "Does anyone know if Charles’ parents are brother and sister?"

    CUE : Patty Duke Show Theme - " Aaaand their cousins...."

    • If you have ever followed news stories when there is a royal wedding almost anywhere in Europe, you will find out that many of the royals are related. The genepool has been restricted to the very highest of classes in Europe, so it's not all that big. So when, say, some Prince from Belgium marries some Princess from Finland, & everyone invited is usually related in some way. They might be cousin several times removed, but they are related. That might explain how Charles is both so ugly & dumb.

      But the most important thing to remember is this, when some hick hill-billies or rednecks procreate with each other, it's called inbreeding. When it's royals, it's called pedigree.

  • He's not the first Prince of Wales to be utterly bonkers, and he won't be the last. God forbid that he should ever be king. The men in white coats will be constantly lurking in the background, ready to pounce with enemas and leeches.
    He's away with the fairies - totally.

  • Sir Winston Churchill is one of my historical heroes.
    He was an amazing leader during the war years.How did the UK go from Sir Winni to That ?

  • Remember that old saying about talking to yourself being okay, but when you start answering it's a problem? Well, I don't mind the man talking to his shrubs, but the part where he listens to them is a bit creepy. I'll bet Camille walks around muttering, "I waited in the wings for THIS!?"

    • You know, a long time ago, I looked a pic of Charles, a pic of Diana, and a pic of Camilla, and said to myself "The guy's a first class idiot."

  • He too had a Vogue article recently interesting how Vogue seems to just interview these kinds of people. Although they did interview McCain's wife and mother they haven't done an interview on Sarah Palin (and others in that line). In the article they managed to make him sound normal although he did go on and on about how we should continue to wear our clothes even after they have holes because those holes can be mended so we need to be more responsible even with fashion when it comes to the improvement of the planet and ya di yada yada *rolls eyes*

    His parents are distant cousins. [puts on nerd glasses] The Saxe-Coburg-Gotha line (the English side are now known as the Windsors) was a very convuluted mixed up line (well royal family lines are always convuluted). The Duke of Edinburgh and Prince of the UK (Phillip) grandfather was more Hanover (English side I mean. Prince Phillip had Danish, Russian and Greek royal ancestries*), however the Queen can trace her family to that side too. In fact his mother's great-grandmother was Queen Victoria (so Queen Victoria was his great great grandmother), whereas Queen Elizabeth the II had Queen Victoria as her great great grandmother as well, but through another line of relatives. Yes I mean they are distant cousins and all, but sharing the same great great grandmother is well interesting. [takes off nerd glasses]

    *As a interesting note his DNA was used to determine if Anna Anderson who pretended to be Anastasia was truly a member of the royal family of Russia (Nicholas II) and it was found that she wasn't.

  • There are Romanovs in his bloodline-that tells the whole story! All of the royal families back in the day were inbred, to keep the gene pool from being "infiltrated" by commoners. So the inbreeding, along with relationship to crazy Romanians(vampires and the lot), and then the Mountbattens, which are where the craziest of crazy Krauts were bred and went out to be royalty across Northern Europe-so it kept the gene pools very shallow-dangerously shallow!

  • I have discovered the shrubbery connection...

    HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us.
    ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
    HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery!
    [dramatic chord]
    ARTHUR: A what?
    HEAD KNIGHT: Nee! Nee!
    ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow!
    ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery.
    HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will
    never pass through this wood alive!
    ARTHUR: O Knights of Nee, you are just and fair, and we will return
    with a shrubbery.
    HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
    ARTHUR: Of course.
    HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
    ARTHUR: Yes.
    HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go!

  • Well, there was a relatively small gene-pool among European royalty, mostly from the House of Hannover if I recall, so......give that boy a banjo. ;-)