The top photo is the famous one taken of Sasquatch by Roger Patterson in the wilds of Northern California in 1967.
Now we have photographic evidence that Sasquatch has migrated across the country. The bottom photo was snapped this weekend in the Blue Ridge Mountains near Asheville, North Carolina.
Oh, wait. This news just in.
Turns out the bottom photo is of Michelle Obama, not Sasquatch. But c’mon, man, anybody could have made the same mistake. Same size. Same shape. Same stride.
Sasquatch would have needed less retouching to be on the cover of this month’s Good Housekeeping, but other than that it’s pretty damn tough to tell the difference.
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Increasing prosperity invariably lowers the birthrate. This a war between techno-optimism and Malthusian doom. Guess which fits the human spirit and history better.
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and your tidbit belongs on this thread because???
Must be Manfred's sister....
Nobody else would listen to her?
1915 - 1.8 Billion people,
2010 - 6.8 Billion people,
Past 95 years - 5 Billion people,
Next 300 years - 22 Billion people,
Problems - Poverty, starvation, global warming, hole in the ozone layer, crime, pollution, land destruction, pain and misery,
Solution to world's problems - Stop Creating Babies!
Chill Big J, Turn some water into wine or take a stroll across a lake, better yet find Olivia and heal her damaged brain.
The film that Roger Patterson and Bob Gimlin made in 1967 of Bigfoot was real. The creature they filmed was half man and half gorilla. Several thousand years ago men went to Africa and used ropes to catch female gorillas and had sex with them. That's where Bigfoot and eventually the African people came from. If you don't believe that humans and primates can reproduce hybrids, then watch this video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHVFE02NTgU
Wow so your source is a grainy 8 second video of a primate which does not look like a human and just looks like the costume they use for the beef jerky commercials. As for the 1960's the only scientific advance was beginning to instruct a primate sign language and even that is no more than a mediocre advancement. Oh and if I'm using too big of words for you just tell me to dumb it down because right now I'm believing that the primate filmed is smarter than you. Everything you have said is inaccurate, actually the only thing that you have stated that is anywhere close to the truth is that the first boats were built thousands of years ago around 4000 B.C. To be exact. Saying that the African people are a stem off from a human gorilla mix? Have you ever seen animal human babies "Jesus"? No, there is a unmatched amount of chromosomes which would be required to fertilize the animals egg. I guess living in 0 A.D. hurt your education. And if Bigfoot does exist it is only a genetic variation from a modern day primate and without any other bigfoots would have died out long ago. Oh and also if you are going off the bible then Adam and Eve can be perceived as black since The garden of Eden is seen as being in Africa therefore you could say that the african people were the originals and we are a genetic "mutation". Seriously Jesus either catch up with the present day tool we call science or get back behind your rock.
Wow! A brand new nutcase!
No it has been around before, usually it spews its bullshit on FOX or some other website, looks like it just found IHTM...prepare for more blathering bullshit from this crazy blogger...
I am sure FLOTUS is running, after all Dear Leader is behind her wearing those scary mom jeans again! Thankfully it is again legal to carry a loaded firearm in National Forests.
I think this was mean and unnecessary. Must have been a slow news day.
Are you feeling sorry for Sasquatch? I get that, since he is a recluse.
What's difference between Michelle Obama and Sasquatch?
One's an unusually hairy, wide-hipped, over-sized bipedal hominid who frolics about the forest trying to avoid any real scrutiny.
The other one's nickname is "Bigfoot."
There are many, many black bears just out of hibernation in those there hills. That said, the 9mm's that those SS guys carry are no match for a bear who just woke up from a 5 month long nap and is really, really hungry.
Talk about missed opportunity!
Wanna piss off a bear? Shoot him a few times with a 9mm. He or she will rip your arms off while biting through your skull. Mr. Harrison is absolutely correct. Hopefully your in the woods with a friend that you can out run.
I once worked on a project in the mountains, building access roads for a dam. The Army Corps inspector saw that I was having to deal with a bear once in a while as I scouted around working with the surveyor's stakes. He knew I had a Glock 17, and suggested that maybe I should carry it on the job. Right. Bears aren't bad enough, I need to piss them off? No, I just kept an eye out for them, gave them plenty of room, and we got along fine.
I thought Buddy Boy Prof. Gates would not even fly over North Carolina. Yet Barry runs wild in the woods.
Does Rev Wright have a Church in NC?
Oh now. That's just plain mean. What did Sasquatch ever do to you?