Scenes from the Sequestrocalypse: TSA to spend $50 million on new uniforms. Funny that she threatened everyone about sequester cuts yet she has $50 million to blow. We wonder if the new uniforms will be brown with little SS lightning bolts on the collars?
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50 Million? I bet that can buy a lot of jack boots.
And brown shirts.
The new uniforms are white with white helmets. She ordered hers in black, with a cape.
Pith helmets?
Spending that much money on uniforms really pith's me off.
How nice. We're in financial trouble, so let's spend money on new uniforms for the mall cops.
I am sure they will be brown and have lots of gold buttons and combat ribbons for fondling old ladies and little children, maybe even a metal for stealing the most property from an air traveler. Maybe they will get little pink berets to go with the outfit so they can be identified a long ways off..and instead of the American flag Obama's logo. and on the wall a picture of Mr. Napolitano at every molestation station looking down and pointing a finger at you as some guy in a nice new uniform gropes your grandmother. Another F*cking waste of our money.
They will go for the paramilitary look. Polo shirt with badge sewn in. Black cargo pants bloused over black boots. Wild guess but it wouldnt surprise me.
I personally think clown suits would be more appropriate.
How are they supposed to chase terrorists in those big floppy shoes?
Who ever said they were chasing terrorists?
OK, how are they supposed to chase toddlers and grannies in wheelchairs in those big floppy shoes?
Point taken. Of ocurse, while the toddlers have to be held down, the elderly and babies are not terribly mobile.
They would be cheaper.
Big red rubber nose, ass padding (so they look like Napolitano) and big floppy shoes, plus scary makeup, Wait...I think I just described Dennis Rodman.....
With the long lines looming at the airports everyone will have an excellent chance to admire the new uniforms - $50 million dollars worth. Nothing like
having a well-run government who loves spending OUR money!
At least they will have a nice, neat appearance!
Make them pink. Think about trying to get some respect in a pink uniform. I'd rather work for Sheila Jackson Lee. No, no, no!! I didn't say that! I didn't say that!
Watch your Mouth!
Just saw this --- http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/north-carolina-immigrants-protest-pink-driver-licenses-202908864--election.html