Schools Ban Balls. All. Kinds. Of. Balls. “No longer allowed at the Weber Middle School in Port Washington, NY: footballs, baseballs, soccer balls, lacrosse balls and any other hardballs that could injure a child. ‘We want to make sure our children have fun but are also protected,’ [said] Dr. Kathleen Maloney, superintendent…” Hey, school itself is pretty dangerous – there are hard books, sharp pens & pencils and other dangerous stuff there (like idiot “educators”.)
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I can see it coming, commercials for some gutter licking lawyer who asks.."has you child been hurt by a ball at School?"..At Dewey, Cheatem, and How we specialize in ball suits. Remember you pay nothing till you win! Call 1-800-no balls now to talk to a attorney. 1-800-no balls....Dewey, Cheatem, and How, not licensed in Arkansas and Texas......Home Office Los Angeles California, home of the No Balls industry....
What your kid learned in school today:
Playing four-square with a red rubber ball is dangerous; an*l sex with anonymous strangers isn't.
Gee thanks for that mental picture!
It makes me glad that I don't have any kids, but sad for my nieces, nephews, grand nieces and grand nephews.
I think I'll be volunteering as a security guard in their schools.
I'll see ya at the I-5 rest stop just north of exit 174. (No real names!)
Welcome to Obama's America!
Will you be wearing your Harpo costume?
Honk! Honk!
Liberals have no balls anyway-
unless they are in groups
It sounds as though there have not been "balls" at that school for a long time.
More of that protecting ourselves from ourselves crap that the left loves so much
This is my response to that BS...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE
Gaaaa, should have read them all (no pun) before posting. Knew better and you beat (again, no pun) me to it. Sorry for beating a dead horse up there, yours is better. As always. (more concise too ;) )
Maybe they will just make the boys play with Barbies, and make the andrygenous Ken doll their new ideal.
That ought to make the left happy.
DAMN, I typo's androgynous!
Sometimes when I'm typing, my mind gets ahead of my fingers and letters from other words get in there! Usually I catch them before the edit time is up.
I don't have that excuse. My typing just stinks.
Thank God for spellchecker.
About the only thing this kind of crap is going to create is a bunch of overweight, neurotic sheep, who are afraid of their own shadows. Or mass murders like that kid from CT.
I get the feeling she doesn't like balls because nobody has ever tried to score
Well, they are turning kids into ball-less wonders by turning them into pussies so this is fitting.