The media constantly regales us with tales of this President’s massive intellect. They explain away his many mistakes by saying his brain moves so fast that his mouth just can’t keep up.
Even Politico joined the parade Wednesday with this feeble explanation of why the man doesn’t know how old his daughter is:

President Obama, who has expressed his fears about his daughter Malia becoming a teenager next month, is apparently dreading her birthday so much that for a brief moment on Wednesday, he thought she had already turned 13.
See, it’s not that he doesn’t know how old his daughter is, it’s that he just can’t bear to think about it.
Let’s pause briefly to think about the howls of derision that would have descended upon George Bush if he had misstated the ages of his daughters.
OK, now let’s proceed.
At a press conference at the White House, Obama suggested that his daughters, who “generally finish their homework a day ahead of time,” could serve as role models for members of Congress.
“Malia’s 13, Sasha’s 10,” the president said, even though 12-year-old Malia still has a few days to go until her July 4 birthday. “It is impressive. They don’t wait until the night before. They’re not pulling all-nighters. They’re 13 and 10.”
Repeating it won’t make it true, President Obama. Kind of like telling us over and over again that the economy is growing thanks to your policies won’t make that true.
Source: Politico
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Then he would have said, "I don't know how you say it in Austria." But what he said was, "I don't know how you say it in Austrian." There is no Austrian language; that's the point, regional dialects aside.
I can't wait to hear how you explain the "Teutonic" gaffe.
You gotta look out for them plate teutonics. Them pesky deutsch are always shoving continents around.
Imagine teutonic china!
I'm sure his daughters think he's a great dad. He should get back to doing that fulltime at the earliest possible date.
Well, he would know her age if she could speak it in Austrian.
Well, he would know her age if she could speak it in Austrian.
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I guess you didn't realize that Austria has its own colloquialisms, many of which aren't used in Germany? ;)
That's a stretch, one we fully expect you to take rather than admit Chicago Jesus could *ever* be wrong. It's stuff like that that shows you have no desire for dialog.
That makes you a caricature, suitable for mocking.
I don't mind the President making errors like this, sometimes it's difficult to remember everything about your kids, how many states there are in the Union or the difference between "tectonic" and "teutonic". But I just wish the same MSM that always gives Obama a pass on his gaffes would have extended the same courtesy to Sara Palin, George Bush, Dan Quayle or any politician with an "R" after his name.
But I just wish the same MSM that always gives Obama a pass on his gaffes would have extended the same courtesy to Sara Palin, George Bush, Dan Quayle or any politician with an “R” after his name.
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Oh, stop whimpering. Calling one's daughter 13 a few days before her 13th birthday is pretty paltry, compared to some of Bush's more humorous verbal contortions.
Or compared to Palin's attempt to bluff her way through a description of Paul Revere's ride, when she clearly had NO idea what she was talking about ("ringin' those bells").
Or Dan Quayle's televised CORRECTION of someone else's (correct) spelling of the word "potato."
If you don't like Republicans making humor news with their gaffes, there's a simple solution: start supporting more intelligent, and/or better educated, candidates.
Trying to turn the tables by yocking it up over something this petty just makes you look desperate and vindictive. ;)
"If you don't like Republicans making humor news with their gaffes, there's a simple solution: start supporting more intelligent and/or better educated candidates."
Absolutely Olivia, we expect stupid, uneducated Republicans to take verbal pratfalls. That's why it's shocking to see Obama, a graduate of Columbia Univsersity and Harvard Law, commit the same blunders.
CNN called it a flub. A common mistake for parents, especially within days of the birthday.
What really surprises me is that there's no mention of his gaffe at Ft. Drum here
But you would think that the writer for the teleprompter would have gotten it right.
Can someone have Obama say I'm 21 so I can buy booze? I'm only a year off..
I frogot my own age once, but I think I was asleep at the time.
He was only thinking about how many strokes it took him on the first hole of his last golf game - 13 on a par 4.
It might be because of his "youthful" indiscretions, or it could be that he just not the smartest man to ever be in the white house. I'm of the belief that its the combination of both.
Plus he's on vacation and can afford to have a set back or two.
I wonder if Obama knows , which of the 57 states John Wayne was born in ?
The answer would make the news and might make one , less of a presidential canidate.
I wonder if they have special olympics bowling in said state.
I also wonder in Kenya , if they spell potatoe , potato or potatoe ?
The answer could make a fool out of any vice-president unless you say the majic phrase " Stand up Chuck !!! "
Fools , we must all be.
I wonder if Obama knows , which of the 57 states John Wayne was born in ?
The answer would make the news and might make one , less of a presidential canidate.
I wonder if they have special olympics bowling in said state.
I also wonder in Kenya , if they spell potatoe , potato or potatoe ?
The answer could make a fool out of any vice-president unless you say the majic phrase ” Stand up Chuck !!! ”
Fools , we must all be.
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Well, you guys must be REALLY hard up for legitimate criticism of the president, when you start trying to make a federal case out of him saying his daughter is 13 a few days before her birthday. :D
(P.S. It was Republican Dan Quayle who misspelled the word "potato." And don't look now, but YOU misspelled it, too.) ;)
I have a legitimate criticism of Barry, I don't like people getting a serious important job after sitting with racist preachers for 20 years.
"(P.S. It was Republican Dan Quayle who misspelled the word “potato.” And don’t look now, but YOU misspelled it, too.)"
First off, in this country, potato is spelled without the "e" on the end. In other countries (the UK, etc) it has the "e", so both forms are correct.
To give a little backstory on the Quayle 'potatoe' incident, I will recount the story I read years after the brouhaha...
Dan Quayle said years later in an interview that at the school spelling bee, he was given the card(s) of words by a teacher (or mom) and when he came to the potato word, he noticed that it had the 'e' on the end. He decided not to bring it to the attention of the person, as there were cameras there obviously and he didn't want to embarrass the poor woman.
It very well could have been someone who was from another country that wrote the words out and that is the way the spell it. I have quite a few friends from the UK and Canada etc and they spell a lot of those words differently than we do in the US.
That's the point , if anyone else woukd've said 57 states in a speech , front page news , to discredit.
If anyone else would've used " a special olympic bowling " reference , front page news.
If anyone else would've been "oblivious" to a person in a wheel chair at a speech and said " Stand up Chuck" , I think we get the point.
When Quayle made his potato(e) reference , it was on the news for quite a while. Potato(e) makes the front page , insulting a wheel chair man , not so much. John Wayne born in wrong city , front page news , 57 states , not so much. Guam is going to tip over , fine example of the left's bright thinking , well we get the point.
Why is the nuclear issue in Nebraske blacked out ? Because the left can only destroy . ( By the way m I AM a bad speller , thanks for the update ).
Ya, he is only half-black. Many others don't even know who their kids are, much less their ages. Still trying to "fit in" and earn some street cred to play to his base for 2012.
Absolutely right. Most black "men" don't know how many kid's they've spawned to the welfare rolls, let alone their ages. Cut the affirmative action hero a break! Don't hear his ol' lady screeching "who my baby daddy?".
Gnomesayin?
I hope you don't go calling yourself a conservative. I am sick of all these racists in here.
Kimmy, i dont know if this question was directed to me, but if so, i most certainly do consider myself a conservative simply bc i believe in the least amount of taxes to keep this country going, personal freedom to associate with whomever i want wo govt interference, capitalism and a strong military not hog-tied by a pro-gay-diverse, politically-correct agenda, among many things. My father - who i was raised by, along w my white mother, to whom he was married - is black, and even though he's a liberal kook and a Jesse Jackson acolyte, he's the greatest dad in the world! however, too many blacks in this country fail to see the greatness of America and instead continue to blame whitey for everything that ails them, produce kids whose fathers are unknown, and perpetuate ignorance. All blacks? of course not. Just too damn many. stating the obvious may be unpleasant, but it aint racist.
I would respectfully suggest making sure if a question IS directed at you before answering. The particular post WAS NOT directed at you. If you follow the position it is under gibs. What you fail to understand is that he HAS made racist remarks. His intentions are not to educate, they are to hate. Also the point being that Obama's half blackness, so to speak, is not a REASON for his forgetfulness. It is out of place, ALTHOUGH, yes citing a trend or fact doesn't necessarily mean there is racism involved, there are better and more appropriate places to state the fact.
Gibs, you're an asshole.
i dont know gibs and ill bet most others here dont either, so i cant vouch for whether or not hes an asshole. however, what he said, unfortunately, isnt wrong. hes simply callin it like he and anyone who lives in a non-white neighborhood, like i do, sees it. its an unpleasant fact of life that most blacks reproduce out of wedlock. but stating the obvious doesnt make gibs an asshole, it makes him perceptive.
Well, Nikki, gibs has said things of this nature before.
While it is true that there are many black men that have ducked their paternal responsibility, it is not a characteristic of being black, and implying that is so is characteristic of being an asshole, and I call it like I see it. It is a characteristic of being a morally undeveloped jerk. I work with and know many black men who are decent, caring men, excellent husbands and fathers.
It is morally wrong to say and do nothing when this sort of behavior is encountered, Far better to strongly express disapproval, and in so doing, support the people who are better than that.
I cannot control what people think -- nor do I want to. However, I can certainly help demonstrate what is acceptable behavior and what is not.
Here, here!
It does but there are ways to say it. Also Obama being black or half black (I am sure) has nothing to do with him forgetting his daughter's birthday. If anything Obama is to be commended for having children after marriage and being a present part of his daughter's lives. These two posts are non-sequiturs seeking to make a point where there is no legitimate point ot make. It was lowest denominator and unnecessary. There were many more clever ways to mock the guy without resulting to the color of his skin, which again had NOTHING to do with his actual gaffe. Also it just reinforces liberal dogma that conseratives are racists and that doesn't help anyone.
Absolutely right. Most black “men” don’t know how many kid’s they’ve spawned to the welfare rolls, let alone their ages. Cut the affirmative action hero a break! Don’t hear his ol’ lady screeching “who my baby daddy?”.
Gnomesayin?
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Of course I do. You're spewing ignorant and racist stereotypes.
Thank goodness not everyone on this board seems to buy into such trash. ;)
Yet its totally okay for the liberals to stereotype all pro life people as gun toting bomb throwing "innocent "women tormenting wife beaters. Oh wait, I forgot you also say we are all bible thumping Christians too. Its fine for you to do that, but heaven forbid anyone mention the obvious fact the vast majority of black babies are born out of wedlock and their" daddies" are seldom there to help nurture the child. I'm sorry that truth makes you liberals cringe.
I must apologize Olivia. I should have given this post of yours a thumbs up. I'm so used to giving you a thumbs down for the bulk of your diatribes, I failed to read this kernel, this gem of salient and cogent thought. My heartfelt apologies, however, don't think this means I'll start reading all of your posts from now on, I'm not suicidal!
Nearly tempted, after reading Hisham here, to 'click "there" to see', I stopped in time to avoid exposing my weak mind & conservative psyche to any of the superior delta waves that emanate from the deep minded liberal claptrapspeak so rarely made available here at IHTM. That was close!
LOL :-)
BTW did you give me a thumbs down for me giving Oblivia a thumbs (up) in passing...because I really gave her a thumbs down first and then actually apologized for doing so after I decided to hazard the Delta rays embedded in her post?
'tweren't I thumbed ya down, sir. Twas a troll from 'neath our feet.
So here, have a thumb up! That brought it to 2 to 2.
hisham, I'm confused: were you "for" Olivia before you were "against" her, or vice versa? :o)
I am not quite sure if that was absolutely necessary.
You are quite right to say that being half-black had nothing to do with Obango messing up his child's age. I was taking a swipe at the problem that we have in America with black children being born in families without fathers. Is it a problem? Yes it is. KQ, I know you are black and were not born in America, trust me when I say black men in America have no corner on being the only irresponsible dads in the U.S. It just that the statistics show a great disparity between black unwed mothers and white. There are lots a reasons for that, but one of them IS NOT that black men are somehow genetically predetermined to be absent fathers. That is not only racist but plainly ignorant of the facts. (see article from the Atlantic at
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2009/02/the-math-on-black-out-of-wedlock-births/6738/). We are all children of God and what is bad for any of us is bad for all of us. My point was I am sick of Obango, not due to his race, but due to his policies. I do think he gets a pass from many because of his race, which flies in the face of most of us, including MLK who wanted men to be judged by their content of their character, not their skin color. I couldn't agree more with that statement. I've seen enough of his character to know he is as big a loser as Jimmy Carter, and race has nothing to do with it.
As you probably noticed I didn't blasted you as I usually do people when they say things of that nature, because I know of you around the site. I assumed there might be ulterior motives to your posting, however like I said I didn't deemed it necessary to the story. There are many other threads to make such an observation. I know the stats just fine, without prefacing or adding to your comment as you did just now, it just had a strange whiff to it. That's all.
and the thumbs down is for?
Because you're Kimmy, obviously.
LOL I seem to collect a lot of haters... whatever they can kiss my luscious behind.
...and the word for the day is "callipygian".
LOLOLOL *blushes*
all my suffering at IHTM has been made worthwhile, learning this new word
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re: 'In the words of the old Alka-Seltzer commercial, “Try it. You’ll like it."'
More like: "How do *you* spell relief?"
clicky clicky clicky.
That's how I spell it.
Yep, now you can use your new-found powers for good!
We ended our suffering when we stopped reading Olivia's comments. In the words of the old Alka-Seltzer commercial, "Try it. You'll like it."
I've been told I resemble that remark.
They love you, they really LOVE you!
LOL :-D I can totally feel the love emanating from them.