Starbucks has been outted. A Saudi cleric has revealed the coffee giant’s devious, long-term, secret plan to contaminate the hands and gullets of Muslims worldwide. To make the whole sordid mess even more offensive, they’re doing it with Jewish cooties right on Islamic soil.
Egyptian cleric Safwat Higazi announced that the woman in the Starbucks logo shows is none other than Esther, the Queen of the Jews. This, of course, is an abomination.
Luckily, Higazi is not recommending issuing a fatwah. In fact, he’s telling
Muslims to not burn the stores down. Instead, he just wants to put the
stores out of business. Now that’s a moderate Muslim if we’ve ever heard
one.
Here are some of the revelations from the wise cleric, translated from the outstanding Memri.org:
“Today, I would like to talk about the Starbucks coffee shop. Starbucks is to be found in Mecca, in Al-Madina, opposite the King Abdul Aziz Gate in Mecca, opposite the Al-Majid Gate in Al-Madina, as well as in Cairo. Starbucks is to be found everywhere, with this logo. This is the Starbucks logo.
“Has any of you ever wondered who this woman with a crown on her head is? Why do we boycott Starbucks? I will tell you, so you will know why you should boycott this company, and what this logo stands for. As I’ve already said, it is not enough to avoid entering this coffee shop. It is not enough to refrain from drinking this coffee. You must urge people never to go there, but none of you should even consider throwing a stone, breaking anything, or burning [the place] down.
and …
“We want Starbucks to be shut down throughout the Arab and Islamic world. We want it to be shut down in Mecca and in Al-Madina. I implore King Abdallah bin Abd Al-‘Aziz, the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques: It is inconceivable that in Mecca and Al-Madina, there will be a picture of Queen Esther, the queen of the Jews.”
According to completely unsubstantiated news reports, Higazi will announce
next week that Dunkin’ Donuts is a front for the Illuminati.
Source: Memri
This post was last modified on October 18, 2023
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I was curious, because I always thought she was a mermaid so I looked it up. Here's the link. http://www.deadprogrammer.com/starbucks-logo-mermaid Pretty much explains the whole thing. I haven't read Esther recently, but I'm pretty sure she wasn't a two-tailed siren.
LOL
I am pretty sure she wan't a two - tailed siren nor a norse goddess or whatever...
where will it end.. maybe my dog is illuminati to ^_^
it's to bad so few see trough the whole smoke screen.. those so called enlightened ones are the ones who are being deceived the most... so going against them is sort of a Don Quixote thingy if done like this
What is he smoking and yes, he should share.
Ok, now I'm wondering who that woman is.
If you're inclined to believe a wikipedia post, here's the supposed answer:
In 2006, Valerie O'Neil, a Starbucks spokeswoman, said that the logo is an image of a "twin-tailed siren".[62] The logo has been significantly streamlined over the years. In the first version, which was based on a 17th-century "Norse" woodcut,[60] the Starbucks siren was topless and had a fully visible double fish tail.[63] The image also had a rough visual texture and has been likened to a melusine.[64] In the second version, which was used from 1987–92, her breasts were covered by her flowing hair, but her navel was still visible, and the fish tail was cropped slightly. In the current version, used since 1992, her navel and breasts are not visible at all, and only vestiges remain of the fish tails. The original "woodcut" logo has been moved to the Starbucks' Headquarters in Seattle.
Of course the fact that the star on the queen's crown is a 5 pointed mullet instead of a 6 pointed mogen David was completely lost on this particular buffoon