Starbucks has been outted. A Saudi cleric has revealed the coffee giant’s devious, long-term, secret plan to contaminate the hands and gullets of Muslims worldwide. To make the whole sordid mess even more offensive, they’re doing it with Jewish cooties right on Islamic soil.
Egyptian cleric Safwat Higazi announced that the woman in the Starbucks logo shows is none other than Esther, the Queen of the Jews. This, of course, is an abomination.
Luckily, Higazi is not recommending issuing a fatwah. In fact, he’s telling
Muslims to not burn the stores down. Instead, he just wants to put the
stores out of business. Now that’s a moderate Muslim if we’ve ever heard
one.
Here are some of the revelations from the wise cleric, translated from the outstanding Memri.org:
“Today, I would like to talk about the Starbucks coffee shop. Starbucks is to be found in Mecca, in Al-Madina, opposite the King Abdul Aziz Gate in Mecca, opposite the Al-Majid Gate in Al-Madina, as well as in Cairo. Starbucks is to be found everywhere, with this logo. This is the Starbucks logo.
“Has any of you ever wondered who this woman with a crown on her head is? Why do we boycott Starbucks? I will tell you, so you will know why you should boycott this company, and what this logo stands for. As I’ve already said, it is not enough to avoid entering this coffee shop. It is not enough to refrain from drinking this coffee. You must urge people never to go there, but none of you should even consider throwing a stone, breaking anything, or burning [the place] down.
and …
“We want Starbucks to be shut down throughout the Arab and Islamic world. We want it to be shut down in Mecca and in Al-Madina. I implore King Abdallah bin Abd Al-‘Aziz, the Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques: It is inconceivable that in Mecca and Al-Madina, there will be a picture of Queen Esther, the queen of the Jews.”
According to completely unsubstantiated news reports, Higazi will announce
next week that Dunkin’ Donuts is a front for the Illuminati.
Source: Memri
