State Dept. Asks Twitter Users for Solutions to Fight ‘Violent Extremism’ — So, GOP Senator Gives Them Some Idea. Based upon Harf, we suggest that Twitter give them all jobs.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
State Dept. Asks Twitter Users for Solutions to Fight ‘Violent Extremism’ — So, GOP Senator Gives Them Some Idea. Based upon Harf, we suggest that Twitter give them all jobs.
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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What is this? Are we in grade school? Gutfeld is right! These people aren't serious people! They are children playing games. Disgusting
A large group of Islamic State terrorists in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: “One U.S. Marine is better than 10 ISIS fighters.”
The terrorist commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune. A brief gun battle breaks out. Then … silence.
The same voice again calls out: “One U.S. Marine is better than 100 ISIS losers!”
Furious, the commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune. After a few minutes of intense gunfire … more silence. The voice calls out again: “One U.S. Marine is better than 1,000 ISIS cowards!”
The now-enraged commander orders 1,000 of his best warriors over the dune, when a terrible battle is then fought. He hears small arms fire, machine-guns, grenades, rockets … and then silence.
Finally, one badly wounded Islamic State terrorist crawls back over the dune, leaving a trail of gore behind him, and with his dying breath, warns his commander:
“Don’t send any more men! It’s a trap! There are two of them!“
I tell that story at Faire all the time, only it's two Scotsmen, and a column of English "soldiers."
C'mon, seriously, we're just trying to be uber-equal. See, we're even allowing the entire Twittersphere to chime in! It's global democracy! Isn't this lovely, Komrades!! Finally, here we are! Woohoo! We are the world, we are the children, lalalalalala!!
And i am soooo proud of my town. Hey, they are like #1 in the Commonwealth for greensucking the shit out of everyone. A one single 10 inch snowfall took all week to plow, which is totally understandable as they started the morning after it snowed and then they drove around backstreets with the plow up for the rest of the week. How else can ya build up your retirement check? And we eventually did have garbage pickup. Well, at least we Tuesday-ers had ours picked up on Friday, so who knows and who cares if the Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday people got a trash pick up - not my problem. They should've known better to live on my block, the losers. Trash workers have lives, you know?
Anyway... All is well. What's everyone bitching about all the time? Sheesh! Whaddya want? Ya need more free pot, or something? (No, sike. You all have jobs. No free pot for you! Jealous, greedy, racist b*stards! Free pot is for our over-stressed, under-employed, shell-shocked, stay-at-home adult children ONLY!! How dare you even consider reducing their benefits by wanting some?! Pot is $400/flake for YOU!!)
LOL.
I was not aware that the State Department was a high school experiment. Its no wonder its such a cluster.
I've got a couple for the State Department
1st. Stop trying to be nice. Its not understood by the goat lovers
2nd. Kill the goat lovers were they are found, no exceptions. mosques, homes, funerals are all targets to be "lit up"
3rd. Arm the Kurds and give them the air support that is needed.
4 Put BOOTS on the ground with standing orders to kill every last one who opposes them.
5 Call out those who are supporting ISIS and the jihadist
6. Support Israel in all of her endeavors to rid the world of these animals.
Repeat steps 2 thru 6. for as long as it is needed
If quagmire, hildabeast and heinz-kerry hadn't pulled out of Iraq there would be no need for step 4.
What? Are we alresady abandoning the jobs for jihadis program? Why look for someting else when such a genius solution has already been offered. Just tell them to send their resumes to the contact below - problem solved!
Marie Harf
Propaganda Assistant
US DOS
#yeswearethisstupid
This is what democracy looks like.
http://brokenpatriot.net/2015/02/18/battle-tactics/
So they are so stupid they have to ask for solutions? I thought these ass-clowns knew everything...
http://elevenbravotwenty.blogspot.com/2015/02/because-government-lies.html
We need to give the terrorists of the world a Coca~Cola.
Build a Super Wal Mart in Iraq, let them all have jobs, then blow it up!