And the strangest newspaper retraction of 2010 is …
It’s year-end wrap-up time here at IHateTheMedia.com, ladies and gentlemen. And the winner of the award for “Strangest Newspaper Retraction of 2010” goes to the Fresno Bee for this very odd one about a high school wrestling match.
A detailed clarification of the “butt drag”
Don't Ask, Dont Tell: This is what the Butt-Drag looks like in action
A front-page story Sunday about a Buchanan High School wrestler accused of sexual battery said the “butt drag” maneuver involves a wrestler putting fingers in his rival’s anus to get leverage. There’s no formal definition of the move, but coaches say it involves grabbing the butt cheek of a rival. Coaches vary on how often anal penetration occurs, but they say that it should never be intentional. The move does not involve skin-on-skin contact; the wrestler practicing the move is pushing his fingers against his opponent’s uniform.
In addition, stories about the case on Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday incorrectly said the wrestler had been expelled. He has been suspended pending an expulsion hearing.
“The wrestler practicing the move is pushing his fingers against his opponent’s uniform.”
I rassled in JH and High skool, and compared to the bench full of regional and state champs our neighborhood produced, I sucked! (No pun intended. It was either that or "I stunk"... either way, with this story there was no way I was gonna elaborate that without opening the door for some smartass). The point is, I don't recall anybody on any team I ever encountered being desperate or frankly queer enough to intentionally stick a finger in another dude's arse!!! You kids today are sick! I blame Clinton for this one!
Oh that's funny, the captcha code is " A F U 2" ! touche'
This maneuver is far too strenuous for Barney. He prefers one called the "Frank flop." After a long day of passing legislation that will destroy our country, Barney runs home, jumps out of his clothes, and flops on to his bed with a giant bag of fritos (or fwitos) and eats himself into a junk food induced coma.
the only counter maneuver is to fart.
Wouldn't be the first time someone told Bwarny to "blow it out your a$$"
Leave it to Bwarney to finger it out!! Just in time for the "new" Army.
This is hilarious! Oh man!
Hey are you Kimmy Queen from Durham?
Uhm... No.
I hear tell Barney Frank invented this maneuver in his college days.
But, Barny wasn't on the wrestling team. Oh,...... right. I get it.
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I rassled in JH and High skool, and compared to the bench full of regional and state champs our neighborhood produced, I sucked! (No pun intended. It was either that or "I stunk"... either way, with this story there was no way I was gonna elaborate that without opening the door for some smartass). The point is, I don't recall anybody on any team I ever encountered being desperate or frankly queer enough to intentionally stick a finger in another dude's arse!!! You kids today are sick! I blame Clinton for this one!
Oh that's funny, the captcha code is " A F U 2" ! touche'
This maneuver is far too strenuous for Barney. He prefers one called the "Frank flop." After a long day of passing legislation that will destroy our country, Barney runs home, jumps out of his clothes, and flops on to his bed with a giant bag of fritos (or fwitos) and eats himself into a junk food induced coma.
the only counter maneuver is to fart.
Wouldn't be the first time someone told Bwarny to "blow it out your a$$"
Leave it to Bwarney to finger it out!! Just in time for the "new" Army.
This is hilarious! Oh man!
Hey are you Kimmy Queen from Durham?
Uhm... No.
I hear tell Barney Frank invented this maneuver in his college days.
But, Barny wasn't on the wrestling team. Oh,...... right. I get it.
Perhaps it could be called "The Testicle Tug"..