Hollywood bimbo Ashley Judd compares strip mining to spousal rape

Hollywood airhead Ashley Judd spoke at the National Press Club in Washington, DC. If only she had just stood there looking hot instead of opening her pie hole.

Hollywood airhead Ashley Judd spoke at the National Press Club in Washington, DC. If only she had just stood there looking hot instead of opening her pie hole.

Judd delighted the assembled press corps her opinions on “the horrors of strip mining”, which she compared to spousal rape.

One would be tempted to think that Judd was a committed environmentalist, except for the fact that she’s married to Scottish auto racer Dario Franchitti. Franchitti races IndyCars and NASCAR (in fact, he just won this year’s Indy 500). He also flies helicopters. The environmentally-concerned duo jet back and forth between homes in Scotland and the United States. In other words, they suck up more energy than the average coal mine produces.

Normally, we hate hypocritical environmentalists who says, “It’s good for thee, but not for me.” But we’re willing to overlook Judd’s transgressions because she’s really hot.

We do have our standards, you know.

Chick fight! Ashley Judd vs. Sarah Palin

Take that Sarah!
Ashley has the first move on Sarah but the fight is not over yet!

Oh, this should be good. Really good. One of Hollywood’s hottest actresses versus America’s hottest governor.

Actress Ashley Judd and Defenders of Wildlife Action Fund have teamed up to target Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s environmental record. They’re upset because Palin allegedly promotes the aerial killing of wolves in Alaska.

“It is time,” Judd says, “to stop Sarah Palin and stop this senseless savagery.”

We have a deeply held belief that all disputes should be settled through civil discourse. To advance that cause, we believe the only way for Judd and Palin to resolve their dispute is a mud wrestling match. We’ll referee.

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