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Hope for liberal women: Panasonic develops new camera that corrects imperfections

Reuters reports the image-gurus at Panasonic Corp have come up with a camera that will make your face smaller, eyes bigger and even apply makeup.

Future shock is here. Technology is changing at an ever-increasing pace and it’s now impossible to get used to the last new technology before it’s replaced by an even newer new technology.

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Helen Thomas as seen by a normal camera (left) and Helen Thomas as seen through the lens of the new Lumix FX77 (right)

Consider this story from Time:

Reuters reports the image-gurus at Panasonic Corp have come up with a camera that will make your face smaller, eyes bigger and even apply makeup.

The tech-giant hopes to cash in on the explosion of social networking worldwide with their latest invention, catering to the social-network savvy and blog connected who also want to look good.

The Lumix FX77, which went on sale in Japan last week, will also get rid of the usual pesky beauty problems people face: brightening yellow teeth, clearing up spotty skin and removing dark circles.

It will even add blush and eye shadow to the image, because everyone knows the secret to beauty is more make-up.

Yeah, the Lumix FX77 might be able to correct the flaws on the outside, but we’re waiting for the technology that can correct the flaws on the inside.

We won’t hold our breath.

Source: Time.com

If you take a photo of me eating a cheeseburger today, I’ll gladly return your camera on Tuesday

Warning: Do not attempt to take a photograph of the First Lady eating a cheeseburger. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.

Careful, MIchelle. The Surgeon General warns against those awful transfats.
Careful, MIchelle. The Surgeon General warns against those awful transfats.

Warning: Do not attempt to take a photograph of the First Lady eating a cheeseburger.

Here’s an odd Obama report from the New York Post:

Michelle Obama, like her husband, enjoys a good burger, but not as well done. The first lady brought daughters Malia and Sasha to former “Top Chef” contestant Spike Mendelsohn’s Good Stuff Eatery in DC for cheeseburgers, onion rings, fries, and milkshakes. “They got the burgers medium,” says a spy. (President Obama was mildly ridiculed after ordering a burger medium-well in January.) “Three starving Secret Service guys were literally standing over the grill as Spike made the burgers, but didn’t eat,” our source adds. Fellow patrons had their cellphones temporarily confiscated to prevent pictures from being taken.

Michelle had better remember the old adage, “A moment on the lips, forever on the hips.”

Or as we say here at IHateTheMedia.com, “No second helpings for the First Lady.”

Source: New York Post

They’re homeless, but not phoneless

It would appear that homeless people in the nation’s capitol have come a long way thanks to the largesse of the Pelosi-Obama “stimulus” package.

First Lady Michelle Obama recently took time out from her magazine photo shoots for the covers of “O” and Vogue to pose as a food server at a homeless shelter not far from the White House. She even posed for one of homeless poseurs.

photo: MichelleMalkin.com
photo: MichelleMalkin.com

Obama said she hoped her selfless public service would inspire other Americans to volunteer in their own communities.

Hell, we just want to know where we can sign up for Obama’s \Free Government Cell Phone With Every Meal Program.

LA Times blogger Andrew Malcolm has the temerity to wonder how an alleged homeless man can afford a cellphone. Not to mention asking where the bills get sent.

Charlie Rangel would tell Andrew Malcom to mind his g*dd*mn business.

Update: We asked where to get a free cell phone. Found it: Free government cell phones for the poor from Safelink Wireless.

Source: LA Times, Telegraph.co.uk

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