In this clip, Handler takes on the stupidity of The Real Housewives of New York. Yeah, we admit she sounds like a commercial for PETA, but c’mon, if you have to take sides between PETA and the Real Housewives franchise, this may be the one time PETA wins.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzA97AxQtus
Chelsea Handler’s a lib, but she’s a damn funny one. Kind of like Dennis Miller was funny even back when he was a lib.
In this clip, Handler takes on the stupidity of The Real Housewives of New York. Yeah, we admit she sounds like a commercial for PETA, but c’mon, if you have to take sides between PETA and the Real Housewives franchise, this may be the one time PETA wins.
So there’s a magazine out there called Allure. Or so we’ve been told.
One of the IHateTheMedia.com wives describes it as “sort of a cross between Shape and Vogue with lots of fashion and make-up and stuff like that.”
So the May issue of the magazine is called “The Nude Issue.” It features Top Chef host (and former wife of Salmon Rushdi) Padma Lakshmi, E! talk show host Chelsea Handler and “Dollhouse” star Eliza Dushku stripped down to…well…nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Rest assured, this is tasteful nudity. Artistic, one might even say. And as supporters of the arts, they’re right up our tasteful alley. Our review of the art can be summed up in a word:
Va-va-voom.
“I tend to sleep in the nude… I’m a sensual-leaning woman,” Padma said. “You have to use the word ‘leaning’ or it sounds like I’m boasting.”
When asked about her favorite body part, Chelsea said: “My boobs are good. They’re real and perky.”
Eliza: “I’ll strip down to my underwear and my Ugg boots when I eat lunch in my trailer.”
We just have one question. What time is lunch?
Source: Allure via HuffingtonPost.com
