Chris Martin – I HATE THE MEDIA ™

English rocker Noel Gallagher says, “The planet? I just don’t give a f**k.”

Two English rockers, Noel Gallagher of Oasis and Chris Martin of Coldplay, are butting heads over the environment.

“I remember being out with Chris one night and he said, ‘Why do you think it’s cool not to care?’ and I said, ‘Well I don’t think it’s cool, I don’t think I’m being cool.’

“I actually couldn’t give a f**k about what’s going on outside my family: me, my missus, my two kids and my Mam, and her parents…that’s it, for me.

“You know each to their own and I’m glad there’s people like that. But I just like to look after my own. I genuinely don’t give a f**k.”

While he was at it, Gallagher should have said he didn’t give a f**k about pseudo-environmentalist rockers who marry pompous American actresses who then pretend they’re English and give their children embarrassing names like Apple.

Source: Tim Blair/Sydney Daily Telegraph, The Sun

Gwyneth Paltrow red-faced over green criticism?

Actress Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, rocker Chris Martin, both bleed green. At least publicly. But privately, well, that’s a different matter.

A recent independent audit shows that their London home “leaks” energy. And a lot of it — more than 1,000 kilowatt hours of heat per year. In fact, the Times of London reports that thermal images of Paltrow/Martin and nine other high-profile English eco-wackos found that their homes’ heat loss was no better than what’s found in the average family home and often worse. Continue reading “Gwyneth Paltrow red-faced over green criticism?”