What we should have learned from Iceland’s economic meltdown, but didn’t

Iceland is now sailing along like a Senator’s yacht while we’re headed for the rocky shore.

Iceland is a cold country with a very hot economy. Like us, it suffered a housing-related financial crisis in the Fall of 2008. Its stock market plunged, the country’s largest banks collapsed and were nationalized.

Unlike us, Iceland declined to bail out the bank bondholders (no TARPs in Iceland!)

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The economy isn't the only thing that's hot in Iceland (This cheesy photo and caption brought to you by IHTM)

Three years later, we’re flirting with a double dip recession and still have double-digit unemployment. And Iceland? Well, let’s hear from their Central Bank:

The Monetary Policy Committee of the Central Bank of Iceland has decided to raise the Bank’s interest rates by 0.25 percentage points.

…newly released data and the updated Central Bank forecast, published in Monetary Bulletin today, indicate that domestic demand and employment will grow more strongly in 2011 than was assumed in the last forecast.

“Unexpectedly” good results.

In view of the growing momentum in the domestic economy, as is described in the Bank’s updated forecast, the risk that a modest interest rate hike at the current juncture will derail the economic recovery is low…

Ben Bernanke and Barack Obama would kill for that kind of economic news, but won’t do something sensible like butting out and letting the private sector work.

Maybe because Wall St. banks donate big to Democrats and Obama (more so than to Republicans) and are really just welfare cheats in power suits.

Maybe because the collapse gave pols an excuse to create big pots of money (“The Stimulus”) and power-grabs (“Obamacare”) which became sources of goodies for their cronies and themselves.

Or maybe because just they’re idiots who can’t find their villages.

Regardless, Iceland is now sailing along like a Senator’s yacht while we’re headed for the rocky shore.

– Written by Bonfire of the Absurdities

Source: Sedlabank.is

Good news: Iceland’s penis museum finally gets its hands on a human specimen

We’re not sure which news is the most disturbing – the fact that Iceland has a penis museum or that someone donated their organ to it.

We’re not sure which news is the most disturbing – the fact that Iceland has a penis museum or that someone donated their organ to it.

The Associated Press has the flaccid facts:

In life, Pall Arason sought attention. In death, he is getting it: The 95-year-old Icelander’s pickled penis will be the main attraction in one of his country’s most bizarre museums.

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This is either Iceland's penis museum or Iceland's hat rack museum. We're not sure which.

Sigurdur Hjartarson, who runs the Phallological Museum in the tiny Icelandic fishing town of Husavik, said Arason’s organ will help round out the unusual institution’s extensive collection of phalluses from whales, seals, bears and other mammals.

Hjartarson should be glad he lives in Iceland. If the museum were located in a warmer climate, he’d need a larger erection…uhhh…facility for his penises. Shrinkage, you know.

Highlights of the museum’s collection include a 170-centimeter (67-inch) sperm whale penis preserved in formaldehyde, lampshades made from bull testicles and what the museum described as an “unusually big” penis bone from a Canadian walrus.

Hjartarson, 69, said his interest in what he calls “phallology” began when, as a youngster in rural Iceland, he was given a whip made from a bull’s penis to help him herd cattle. Later, when he worked at a school near a whaling station, colleagues brought him whale penises as gifts.

“That was how it started. I opened this museum 15 years ago with 62 specimens,” he said. Now, with the addition of Arason’s organ, he has 276, many suspended in formaldehyde or dried and mounted on the walls.

If we’re not mistaken, this is the world’s largest collection of dicks outside of the United States Congress.

Source: Associated Press

Iceland votes clowns into office. Real clowns, not amateur ones like we elect.

The surprise winners in Reykajavik, Iceland’s recent council elections not only admit they’re clowns, they boast of it. We may be down right now, but this is the United States, damn it. If Iceland can afford professional clowns, so can we.

The surprise winners in Reykajavik, Iceland’s recent council elections not only admit they’re clowns, they boast of it.

The EUObserver.com tweaks the winners’ big red noses:

Promising a polar bear for the Reykjavik zoo, free towels at all swimming pools, a Disneyland theme park at the airport and a drug-free parliament by 2020, the newly formed Besti Flokkurinn (“The Best Party”) took the political establishment by surprise when it became the biggest party in Sunday’s municipal elections in the Icelandic capital, Reykjavik, securing six out of 15 seats in the new city council.

The Best Party in Reykjavik was established just half a year ago by a core group of comedians, actors and musicians….

The new party’s slogan is “Whatever Works”. And that’s the official campaign video atop this story.

Here in the United States, we also have a party composed of clowns. And we fully expect the day to come when Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the rest of the Democrat caucus commute to work together and all 256 members of the house and all 57 senators pile out of one clown car.

We may be down right now, but this is the United States, damn it. If Iceland can afford professional clowns, so can we.

H/T: Andrew Bolt

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