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Thanks for giving IHateTheMedia.com its first 1,000,000 view month

Thanks to everyone. We never thought we’d get 1,000,000 page views in a single month!

IHateTheMedia.com had 1,054,759 page views in April. In the words of Joe Biden, “That’s a big effin’ deal.”

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Imagine how good you'd look in an IHTM T-shirt. Now imagine how good the Editor's and Administrator's bank accounts would look if all 1,054,759 of you bought one. Click it and buy.

When we started this ravenous monster called IHateTheMedia.com in January of 2009, we thought we might have a few laughs and sell a few T-shirts.

Fact is, we’ve had a lot more of the former than we expected and a lot fewer of the latter.

We never thought we’d get 1,000,000 page views in a single month. We never thought we’d climb into the rarified air of the top 10,000 websites in the United States (Alexa.com ranked us number 8,298 on Saturday). And we surely never thought we’d find so many smart, funny, loyal readers.

Thanks for your loyalty. Thanks for your comments. Thanks for your story tips. Thanks joining our FaceBook (please Like us) and Twitter pages (please follow us). And thanks for recommending us to so many other people.

Now if we could just figure out how to make a buck or two at this (see photo), life would be good.

IHateTheMedia.com is now the largest site on the internet. The whole damn internet.

The latest numbers are out! And they show IHateTheMedia.com had 27,991,360,437,019 unique visitors in the month of June.

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IHateTheMedia.com's editorial assistants celebrate the website's success

The latest numbers are out! And they show IHateTheMedia.com had 27,991,360,437,019 unique visitors in the month of June.

For those of you who aren’t as mathematically-inclined as we are, that’s just a hair short of 28 trillion, which means that every single man, woman and child in the world visited IHTM more 4,000 times last month. Several fetuses, aliens and time travelers also stopped by.

What’s that? Alexa says we’re only the 54,800th busiest site in the world? Well, maybe so, but Alexa determines those rankings with an old-fashioned, simplistic formula, while we calculated our position by using the same highly-complex algorithm the Obama administration uses to determine that it has now “saved or created” 3,000,000 jobs.

And based on those calculations, we’re number one! We’re number one! We’re number one!

Eat your heart out, Google. Eat your heart out, Yahoo. Eat your heart out, Drudge. Eat your heart out, IOwnTheWorld.com.

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