Sheila Jackson Lee (Idiot-Texas) pissed off at Pepsi

Sheila Jackson Lee is on the warpath. She’s not pissed off about any issues she should be pissed off about. No, she’s pissed off about one of Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercials.

Sheila Jackson Lee is on the warpath. She’s not pissed off about the deficit nor about our national bumbling during the Egyptian crisis nor about our porous border nor about any of the other issues she should be pissed off about. No, she’s pissed off about one of Pepsi’s Super Bowl commercials.

In fact, she’s so pissed that she took to the floor of the Unites States House of Representatives to excoriate Pepsi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dFuWADnpIg

It’s a commercial, Sheila. It’s a commercial for fizzy sugar water. It has nothing to do with selling good nutrition. That commercial would star Michelle Obama.

Of course, as we always feel obligated to point out in every Sheila Jackson Lee story, this is the woman who once asked a NASA administrator if a Mars rover would be able to take a photo of the American flag that Neil Armstrong planted.

Genius. Pure, unadultered genius.

By the way, here’s the Pepsi commercial that has Jackson Lee’s panties in a wad.

(God, that’s a horrible image. We apologize.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mjRU6b4ecw

Attention all Muslims: The idiot Imam says Pepsi is a Zionist plot to control the world

An idiot imam tells Muslims to boycott Pepsi because its name is really an acronym that stands for “Pay Every Penny Saving Israel.”

These are tough times in the soft drink wars. Last week Hugo Chavez banned Coke Zero in Venezuela. This week, an idiot imam tells Muslims to boycott Pepsi because its name is really an acronym that stands for “Pay Every Penny Saving Israel.”

Next week’s headline: Pope condemns Mountain Dew.

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