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Sean Penn to star as Larry in “Three Stooges” movie?

The on-again, off-again casting of Sean Penn in a new Three Stooges movie is back on again.

Penn-Stooge — We predict that this will be the unfunniest movie ever made

The on-again, off-again casting of Sean Penn in a new Three Stooges movie is back on again.

As the Boston Herald reports, “Sean Penn, who dropped out of the Farrelly Brothers’ “Three Stooges” movie during the bust-up of his marriage, is back on board to play middle Stooge Larry….”

If they need someone to play Curly we have a couple suggestions.

For appearance alone, how about James Carville? Or maybe even Keith Olbermann.

Yeah, we realize that Olbermann looks nothing like Curly, but we can’t imagine anyone we rather poke in the eye.

Source: Boston Herald

Sean Penn to star in new “Three Stooges” movie. Supply your own punch line.

MGM says two-time Oscar winner Sean Penn has signed on to play Larry in the big-screen update of “The Three Stooges.”

The studio also says Jim Carrey is “in negotiations” to play Curly. Unconfirmed reports say Benicio Del Toro is being considered to play Moe.

MGM, the studio that featured the Stooges in a series of shorts and features, says it expects to begin filming this fall and the film should be released in 2010.

How much would you pay for the chance to poke Sean Penn in the eyes for two hours?

Source: AP