Feds say Sean Penn played journalist to skirt law in El Chapo meeting. Spicoli’s subterfuge may come back to haunt him.
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Drug Kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Escapes Mexican Prison Once Again
Drug Kingpin Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman Escapes Mexican Prison Once Again. Looks like El Chapo thinks the 3rd time will be a charm. Our advice? Do not let Sean Penn interview you this time.
Update: Someone kindly emailed us this is a fake ABC website. Been had again. I need new glasses.
“Fair Game” gets foul reception at the box office
Fair Game, Sean Penn’s movie about poor, innocent Valerie Plame and the evil Bush administration, is a dog. A flop. A bomb. A stinkeroo. A total box office failure.
Even liberals won’t show up at the box office for Sean Penn’s latest lunacy.
Fair Game, Penn’s movie about poor, innocent Valerie Plame and the evil Bush administration, is a dog. A flop. A bomb. A stinkeroo. A total box office failure.
The movie, which stars serial liberal wacko Penn and Naomi Watts, has rung up a paltry $4,393,000 in American ticket sales in 21 days of release. It’s worldwide take is just $9,349,628.
Considering that it cost $21 million to make, the investors are taking a well-deserved bath.
In comparison, Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows, the number one movie in the country, has brought in $170,000,000 in seven days, which proves that there is a market for fantasy films, just not for liberal fantasies.
Here. Here’s the 2-minute trailer. Watch it and consider yourself lucky you didn’t plunk down any money to see the whole movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIvgZ4OngaI
Sean Penn to star as Larry in “Three Stooges” movie?
The on-again, off-again casting of Sean Penn in a new Three Stooges movie is back on again.
The on-again, off-again casting of Sean Penn in a new Three Stooges movie is back on again.
As the Boston Herald reports, “Sean Penn, who dropped out of the Farrelly Brothers’ “Three Stooges” movie during the bust-up of his marriage, is back on board to play middle Stooge Larry….”
If they need someone to play Curly we have a couple suggestions.
For appearance alone, how about James Carville? Or maybe even Keith Olbermann.
Yeah, we realize that Olbermann looks nothing like Curly, but we can’t imagine anyone we rather poke in the eye.
Source: Boston Herald
Sean Penn drawn to Hugo Chavez’ robust sense of humor, ignores that inconvenient dictator-ish thing
I know President Chavez well. Whether or not one agrees with all his policies, what is certainly true of Chavez is that he is a warm and friendly man with a robust sense of humor (who daily risks his own life for his country in ways Dick Cheney could never imagine). To treat such a man coldly is akin to spitting on him. As a country we’ve done enough of that. Say what you will, but it has only resulted in the self-celebration of our smirking spitters, while costing us international respect, American lives, and left wounds in the hands of our children’s future. The Cheneys, down to the O’Reillys and Hannitys and Limbaughs, effectively hate the principles upon which we were founded. They are among the greatest cowards in all of American history. I applaud an American President who’s tough enough…to smile.
Oh, if only Barack Obama had been president back before the Iraq war. He could have smiled at Penn’s other buddy, Saddam Hussein.
Source: HuffingtonPost.com
Sean Penn to star in new “Three Stooges” movie. Supply your own punch line.
MGM says two-time Oscar winner Sean Penn has signed on to play Larry in the big-screen update of “The Three Stooges.”
The studio also says Jim Carrey is “in negotiations” to play Curly. Unconfirmed reports say Benicio Del Toro is being considered to play Moe.
MGM, the studio that featured the Stooges in a series of shorts and features, says it expects to begin filming this fall and the film should be released in 2010.
How much would you pay for the chance to poke Sean Penn in the eyes for two hours?
Source: AP
Sean Penn co-star puts the actor on mute
Don’t invite Sean Penn and actress Maria Conchita Alonso to the same party. Especially if it’s the Community Party.
The actress rolled her eyes and groaned when she was asked about her former co-star. Then she really unloaded.
“It’s just that he has no clue at all what’s going on in Venezuela, praising Hugo Chavez who’s a dictator and a killer…” said Alonso, who was born in Cuba and raised in Venezuela. “I tried to put aside his being an amazing actor and his political views. He has no clue and he should just shut up about what he doesn’t know, because he doesn’t know.”
What happened when she saw Penn on television during the Academy Awards?
“…When his turn came I muted it and I started working on my lines. And then it was, like, are they done? Then he comes on stage and I was like, “Ughhhh.” (rolls eyes, makes face)
¡Ay, caramba! Beautiful and intelligent. Alonso, not Penn.
Now Sean Penn is hot for Valerie Plame
First, Sean Penn played outed gay politician Harvey Milk. Now it looks like he may play the husband of outed CIA hussy Valerie Plame.
“Fair Game,” based on the memoirs by Plame and Wilson, is being made in to a big budget Hollywood fiasco. Tinsel town normally calls a biographic picture a “bio-pic,” but in this case it might be more appropriate to call it a “lie-o-pic.”
Producers are negotiating with Sean Penn to play Ambassador/Liar Joe Wilson. Naomi Watts is set to star as Plame. Doug Liman, director of “Mr & Mrs Smith,” will direct this one, too.
This is perfect. Fresh off making a complete ass of himself at the Academy Awards, Sean Penn could now make an ass out of Joe Wilson.
Correction: We should have said, “Sean Penn could now make an even bigger ass out of Wilson.”
Source: Variety
Oscar is a commie, homo-lovin’ son of a gun. And we’re just getting started.
Sean Penn won the Best Actor award Sunday night for his portrayal of Harvey Milk, America’s first openly gay elected politician.
In accepting his award, Penn gleefully described the Academy voters as “commie, homo-loving sons of guns.” He also criticized California’s voters for their ban on gay marriage.
But let’s not forget what else Sean Penn is. He’s also a Hugo Chavez-ACLU-Mahmoud Ahmadinejad-Cindy Sheehan-Dennis Kucinich-Ralph Nader-Fidel Castro lovin’ son of a gun. He’s supported every anti-American tin horn dictator, politician and policy that’s come down the left side of the road in the last twenty-five years.
We’d like to thank the Academy. For bringing Sean Penn up on stage every few years just to remind us just how anti-American Hollywood can be.
