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Tom Brokaw says, “I would be nervous about going into a bar in Arizona”

C’mon, Tom, who do you think you’re kidding? You’d be nervous about going into any bar more than a half a mile from Manhattan’s upper east side.

C’mon, Tom, who do you think you’re kidding? You’d be nervous about going into any bar more than a half a mile from Manhattan’s upper east side.

But if you should someday happen to find yourself in a bar in Arizona, take our advice. Don’t order any of the foo-foo drinks you sissy elitists normally order.

No Kahlua and milk. No brandy and ginger beer. No piña colada with pink umbrellas. No white wine. No raspberry Fanta. No appletini. No tequila with a splash of cranberry juice. No Baileys over vanilla ice cream. No Japanese plum wine and soda. And no Pink Ladies. Definitely no Pink Ladies.

Well, not unless you’re drinking with Barney Frank and he’s dressed in his Village People cowboy costume and you’re in that special little bar he knows in Scottsdale.

One other tip: When you’re introduced to a man in a bar in Arizona, do not say, “Is that a six shooter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.”

H/T: Breitbart.com

Hmmm. Did Tom Brokaw just admit that he and Matt Lauer are Democrats?

It’s not like either talking head’s political affiliation is a state secret, but it’s still interesting to hear it admitted to on the air.

It’s not like either talking head’s political affiliation is a state secret, but it’s still interesting to hear it admitted to on the air.

In the middle of a discussion with the Today Show’s Matt Lauer, Tom Brokaw says, “A Western Governor said ‘We’re losing independents. He’s a Democrat – from our party.”

We tried to give Brokaw the benefit of the doubt by asking ourselves if he could have meant something else. For example, was “He’s a democrat” simply a poorly-placed independent clause? No. That makes no sense. If you remove that clause, you end up with “We’re losing independents from our party.” Obviously, that wasn’t the meaning, because if they’re independents, they’re not Democrats.

So the only remaining conclusion is that Brokaw was, in fact, admitting that he and Lauer are Democrats.

Watching all those old black and white Perry Mason reruns has really sharpened our powers of observation and deduction.

And, by the way, Della Street was kind of hot, wasn’t she?

Hilarious: Old media freaks out because new media brought down Van Jones

Broadcast legend Tom Brokaw and dead tree legend Thomas Friedman were nearly apoplectic over the fact that conservative bloggers –- bloggers, mind you — were able to bring down a race-baiting, white-hating, 9/11 Truther communist.

Meet the Press, never known as a hotbed of humor, had hilarity by the truckload on Sunday.

Broadcast legend Tom Brokaw and dead tree legend Thomas Friedman were nearly apoplectic over the fact that conservative bloggers –- bloggers, mind you — were able to bring down a race-baiting, white-hating, 9/11 Truther communist in the White House. They couldn’t contain their disgust.

Some of the better moments:

Friedman: When everyone has a cell phone, everyone’s a photographer. When everyone has access to YouTube, everyone’s a filmmaker. And when everyone’s a blogger, everyone’s a newspaper…

Brokaw: …There’s so much disinformation out there that it’s frightening, frankly.

Friedman: The internet is an open sewer of untreated, unfiltered information … every modem sold in America should actually have come with a warning from the surgeon general that would have said, “Judgment not included.”

Friedman: Too often now people say, and we’ve all heard it, “But I read it on the internet” as if that solves the bar bet. You know, I’m afraid not. (rising in intensity with each repetition) That’s flat out stupid. That’s flat out stupid. Flat out stupid.

Amazing. The same guys who gleefully reported on forged documents about former President Bush completely ignored authentic documents and tapes about Van Jones. Yet they’re so full of themselves that they see fit to lecture America about accurate, ethical reporting.

Of course, that’s just our perspective from down here in the open sewer.

Source: GatewayPundit.com

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