He-she used to sell adult toys. He-she is a transsexual. He-she is a conservative in San Francisco. He-he-he.

theresa sparks

File this in the “You can’t make this stuff up” department. Because, well, just because we can’t figure out a more appropriate place.

FOX News has what passes as conservative news in San Francisco:

A transgender woman who used to run a sex toy company called Good Vibrations reportedly is being labeled as the “conservative” candidate in a local San Francisco race.

SF Weekly reports that Theresa Sparks, a candidate for a seat on the city’s Board of Supervisors, is being criticized as the insider, conservative pick.

Sparks is backed by Mayor Gavin Newsom and held a seat on the city’s Police Commission. She allegedly drifts “conservative” by opposing a hotel tax and, according to one local paper, declining to put pressure on the city’s police officers while serving on the disciplinary panel.

Theresa Sparks. He used to hang to the left, but she now leans to the right. But only in San Francisco.

Source: FOX News

This post was last modified on October 5, 2010

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  • California, the land of flakes, fruits and nuts*. Presenting exhibit A, Theresa Sparks, who combines all 3 qualities in one confused package.

    *mentally, not the "pair" type.

  • If Theresa Sparks was a true conservative, I'd vote for her. But, of course, she's not a conservative; she merely strayed a litle (very little) from the San Francisco leftist plantation. For that crime there is no forgiveness and for Theresa there is no future.

  • I love the "Bewitched - Endora look"... and that G0D awful scarf to cover up the Adams apple. Ooooh Durwood!!!

    But seriously though... what can you expect from San Fransisco? If you support anything that even comes close to "Common Decency" they label you Conservative.

  • Now THAT should be consider an illegal alien... I mean, the sort of alien from another planet.

  • So if you oppose one tax you are a conservative?

    I am all for a big tent for conservatives, but kinda hard to sport a pup tent if you ain't packing a tent pole.

  • This is typical SF politics, as the leaders of Liberal bullshit.

    They will support you only as long as you agree with them. If you speak out of turn they will label you and throw you to the sharks, especially if you are running against them.