Let’s take a quick look back at that special time of year when environmentalists gather together to celebrate the birth of Christ Mother Gaia.
The Australian takes a jab at the depressing details of the Gaian gala:
“So as you sit at home in front of a pot plant decorated with energy-saving light bulbs, unpacking second-hand solar-powered battery chargers from recycled newspaper wrappings, just before having a modest vegetarian organic dinner, you will surely feel the very warm inner glow of a morally superior Christmas deep inside you.”
Everybody sing along now:
I’m dreaming of a green Christmas,
I wish it didn’t start to snow.
Now my solar power’s
Been out for hours
And so my Christmas lights won’t glow
I’m dreaming of a green Christmas.
My turbines blades are standing still.
And I’m starting to feel the chill,
So of green I think I’ve had my fill.
Now let’s turn to page 98 of the Van Jones Hymnal. Please join us in singing “Rudolph the Red Knows Rain, Dear.”
– Lyrics by J. Broden
Source: The Australian
This post was last modified on September 7, 2021
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Natsman, Ruben, I have your backs...great posts.
Battle of the Gospels: Jesus Christ v. Green Movement!
One predicated upon incarnation and resurrection; one predicated upon ruining a nation and legislative insurrection.
I'll take the one with the empty tomb over the empty head.
You got that right!
Amen, brother! I would like to think that those who think humans can control the climate will be one of the first to be judged by the architect of it all.
A carol, from Natsman, sung to the tune of "The Holly and the Ivy".
Happy New Year.
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The greenie and the skeptic,
Which of them’s the clown
Of all the loonies, in the world
The greenie wins, hands down…
The ‘melting of the icecaps’
The ‘dearth’ of polar bears
and CO2 always takes the blame
even though it’s fairly scarce…
But warmists say it’s warming
Even though it’s ruddy cold
And blizzards strike almost everywhere
Just like in days of old.
I wonder if there’s logic
Behind the warmists’ stance
As they fly off to Copenhagen (Cancun, Durban – delete as required)
Given half a chance,
So cometh the next ice age
With all that it entails
We can see that all warmists
Have really left the rails.
It’s all a load of cobblers
- none of it is true
If you think the planet’s warming
The idiot is YOU
(Lyrics by Natsman)