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In West Virginia, Mayor Set Off a 3-Day War Over a Christmas Parade
In West Virginia, Mayor Set Off a 3-Day War Over a Christmas Parade. Yes you guessed it folks. Mayor Amy Shuler Goodwin is yet another Democrat screwing with the USA. We hope she gets a lump of coal in her stocking, if she has one.
The first shot was fired in the middle of the afternoon in early October, back when the Appalachian leaves had barely turned orange and store shelves were lined with Halloween candy.
It came in the form of a nondescript event announcement on the city’s official Facebook page.
“The Charleston Winter Parade will begin at the corner of the Kanawha Boulevard and Capitol Street,” the post read.
For years, the city has put on an old-fashioned “Christmas Parade” each December in downtown Charleston. Marching bands, firetrucks, Shriners in their tiny cars and Santa in his red sleigh wind through the city streets with children chasing candy flung from floats decked out in holiday themes. Now, without any notification of a name change, officials were calling it a “Winter Parade.”
Charleston’s 72-hour war on Christmas was on.
One last Christmas story: They’re dreaming of a green Christmas
Let’s take a quick look back at that special time of year when environmentalists gather together to celebrate the birth of Christ Mother Gaia.
Let’s take a quick look back at that special time of year when environmentalists gather together to celebrate the birth of Christ Mother Gaia.
The Australian takes a jab at the depressing details of the Gaian gala:
“So as you sit at home in front of a pot plant decorated with energy-saving light bulbs, unpacking second-hand solar-powered battery chargers from recycled newspaper wrappings, just before having a modest vegetarian organic dinner, you will surely feel the very warm inner glow of a morally superior Christmas deep inside you.”
Everybody sing along now:
I’m dreaming of a green Christmas,
I wish it didn’t start to snow.
Now my solar power’s
Been out for hours
And so my Christmas lights won’t glow
I’m dreaming of a green Christmas.
My turbines blades are standing still.
And I’m starting to feel the chill,
So of green I think I’ve had my fill.
Now let’s turn to page 98 of the Van Jones Hymnal. Please join us in singing “Rudolph the Red Knows Rain, Dear.”
– Lyrics by J. Broden
Source: The Australian
Merry Christmas from IHateTheMedia.com
Our families will gather together today to enjoy a special California Christmas which includes chowing down on Mrs Administrator’s delicious lobster tacos and Mrs Editor’s holy guacamole.
Our families will gather together today to enjoy a special California Christmas which includes chowing down on Mrs Administrator’s delicious lobster tacos and Mrs Editor’s holy guacamole.
We’ll also observe the day with our own unique IHateTheMedia.com Christmas traditions:
The Editor will once again leer at the Administrator’s 20-year old daughter’s friends while fantasizing that they see him as something other than a dirty old man. The Administrator will play his annual game of grab ass with the Editor’s wife. And both wives will observe it all while shaking their heads and wondering, “What the hell is wrong with those two?”
After dinner the Administrator will say, “C’mon, we’re smart guys. Let’s come up with an idea that will make us a million dollars” and the Editor will respond with the seasonal, “Shut up. I’m trying to watch football.”
Ahhh, tradition. It truly is the glue that holds society together.
We wish you and your family and friends a wonderful Christmas.
See you on Monday.
The audacity of ho-ho-hope: It took hundreds of workers four days to decorate the White House Christmas tree
A new time-lapse video released by the White House reveals the sheer scale of the operation to erect the official Christmas Tree of the First Family with hundreds of workers visible as the Douglas fir begins to take shape.
One tree, four days, hundreds of workers.
Instead of thinking of this as a symbol of the White House’s disconnect with what’s happening in America, think of it as President Obama’s attempt to single handedly solve the unemployment problem.
The Daily Mail UK has the story of excess:
He may have suffered a blow after being forced to compromise with the Republican party over tax cuts but President Obama has not let the setback affect his Christmas.
A new time-lapse video released by the White House reveals the sheer scale of the operation to erect the official Christmas Tree of the First Family with hundreds of workers visible as the Douglas fir begins to take shape.
It took the small army of workers four-and-a-half days to decorate the eighteen-and-a-half feet high Douglas Fir, which will be the centerpiece of the Obama’s second Christmas in the White House, ironically coined, “Simple Gifts” by the First Lady.
By the way, is it still called the White House Christmas tree? Or has that been changed to Holiday tree?
Here’s that time-lapse video.
Source: Daily Mail UK
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Andrea Bocelli and Mary J. Blige sing What Child Is This. Merry Christmas from I Hate The Media.
Andrea Bocelli and Mary J. Blige sing What Child Is This.
CBS Christmas promo 1966 versus CBS Christmas promo 2009
CBS has done everything possible to tarnish its reputation over the last 43 years. And nothing demonstrates that more clearly than the contrast between the simple, classic Christmas promo it produced in 1966 to the tacky one it produced this year.
1966: Season’s Greetings
2009: Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman
We believe it’s important to sit back during at this time of year and reflect upon the meaning of the holiday season. And, of course, to reflect upon why we hate the media.
CBS, the network that once proudly called itself “The Tiffany Network” has done everything possible to tarnish its reputation over the last 43 years. And nothing demonstrates that more clearly than the contrast between the simple, classic Christmas promo it produced in 1966 to the tacky one it produced this year.
Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to put the adult content of “How I Met Your Mother” with the classic children’s images of “Frosty the Snowman?”
Merry Christmas, indeed.
Source: Ken Levine
We wish you a commie Christmas, we wish you a commie Christmas, we wish you a commie Christmas, with lots of trans-ves-tites
The White House Christmas tree is decorated with ornaments adorned with photos of Mao Tse-Tung, a transvestite named–and, no, we are not making this up–Heada Lettuce, and the traditional picture of The Greatest President In History on Mount Rushmore.
Ahhh, the Holidays. Eggnog, mistletoe, a commie dictator, a transvestite, and an egomaniac.
What madness is this, you say? Well, according to BigGovernment.com, the White House Christmas tree is decorated with ornaments adorned with photos of Mao Tse-Tung, a transvestite named–and, no, we are not making this up–Heada Lettuce, and the traditional picture of The Greatest President In History on Mount Rushmore.
It seems that the madman designer Simon Doonan, who the Obamas put in charge of decorating the tree, decided to be naughty rather than nice. He decked the halls and decorated the aforementioned tree with the equally aforementioned images.
Leave it to this White House to come up with this lovely new Christmas tradition. Kind of chokes you up, doesn’t it?
Source: BigGovernment.com
– Written by Patrick Michael
The Twelve Days of Obama: A new non-denominational winter holiday song
Here’s “The 12 Days Of Christmas” redone as “The 12 Days of Obama.” It was written by Edward L. Daley and performed by Edward L. Daley and David Cholesterol of Chimpsy’s Real American conservative radio program
Here’s “The 12 Days Of Christmas” redone as “The 12 Days of Obama.” It was written by Edward L. Daley and performed by Edward L. Daley and David Cholesterol of Chimpsy’s Real American conservative radio program.
Merry Christmas. Or at least as merry as possible under the circumstances.
Source: The Big Feed
Introducing eBay’s Barack Obama Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Shopping Guide
We searched “Obama” on eBay and discovered that, no, there is no end to Obama merchandise and Obama gear. We found 200 pages of Obama products. Here are some of the ones we found on the first ten pages.
We did an a story last a couple weeks ago about the Barack Obama Chia Pet and the Barack Obama Bronze Bust. That story got us to thinking. Is there no end to the merchandise on which people have slapped this guy’s face?
So did a little experiment. We searched “Obama” on eBay and discovered that, no, there is no end. We found 200 pages of Obama merchandise. Here are some of the ones we found on the first ten pages.
There’s still plenty of time left for you to find the perfect Obama-themed Christmas gift for all your friends and loved ones. But hurry. Time is running out.
The Chia Pet Obama. The product that started it all. Grows “hair” faster than the real Obama can grow a deficit.
See the rest of the Obama gifts. Click below.
13 of your favorite Climategate Christmas hits! Now available in one great album!
Ahh, those wacky guys at Minnesotans For Global Warming have done it again. They’ve just released a new Christmas Album called “It’s A Climate Gate Christmas”.
Ahh, those wacky guys at Minnesotans For Global Warming have done it again. They’ve just released a new Christmas Album called “It’s A ClimateGate Christmas”.
Source: Minnesotans for Global Warming
First Lady makes boldest fashion statement yet, wears clothes
That Michelle Obama, she’s such a trend setter. It’s little wonder that she’s known as The Most Glamorous First Lady In History. And believe it or not the FLOTUS has outdone her glamorous self again.
That Michelle Obama, she’s such a trend setter. It’s little wonder that she’s known as The Most Glamorous First Lady In History. And believe it or not the FLOTUS has outdone her glamorous self again.
New York Magazine glowingly reports, and we quote, “Michelle Obama Wore Clothes to Light the Christmas Tree.”
And for that reason alone, we are all truly thankful this holiday season.
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– Written by Patrick Michael
