“Don’t you at least wonder what planet he’s from?”
Former Minnesota Governor and expected but so far unannounced Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty delivered the best line at this week’s CPAC convention.
The Hill reports the laugher:
“I’m not one who questions the existence of the president’s birth certificate,” Pawlenty said.
Republican yukmeister and future Presidential candidate Tim Pawlenty
The former Minnesota governor and possible 2012 Republican presidential candidate used that line as a set-up, though, to a larger jab at Obama.
“But when you listen to his policies, don’t you at least wonder what planet he’s from? On what planet do they create jobs by taxing the daylight out of people trying to grow jobs? On what planet do they try to reduce the deficit by spending even more? On what planet do they make healthcare better by putting bureaucrats in charge?” he said, according to prepared remarks.
We know the answer. We know what planet Obama is from and we’re surprised no one else has ever figured it out:
A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away a small band of hippies...
He was a decent Governor here in MN, but I still need more to support him nationally. Very good line though.
Agree. Did a good job while gov standing up the the demoturd majorities in the House and Senate and didn't asskiss the local commie media. (ie Juan McCain & Michael Steele) But, I dont see him a national player however.
How good will Pawlenty look after a few years of Mark Dayton??
That guy is the dictionary definition of a guilty white liberal, & he's embarassed to be wealthy. The man has feet of clay, & I expect to see taxpayers flee the state if he gets his way on taxes. Because as you know, taxes ain't high enough it MN...
I've started reading these articles with a drum set next to me so I can do the *ba-dum bump* on the punchlines.
Obama is like the Wizard of Oz, all smoke, mirrors, fire balls and noise. Impressive so long as you ignore the man behind the curtain.
Uranus?
Now if we can just get Obama voted out of the galaxy like the PTB did with Pluto....
IIRC DC Comics had the Bizarro World.
Mars. The Red Planet. Genius.
SWEET!
I hope he's got Pawlenty more where that came from, he's going to need it! I think its going to be a tough Primary.
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A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away a small band of hippies...
He was a decent Governor here in MN, but I still need more to support him nationally. Very good line though.
Agree. Did a good job while gov standing up the the demoturd majorities in the House and Senate and didn't asskiss the local commie media. (ie Juan McCain & Michael Steele) But, I dont see him a national player however.
How good will Pawlenty look after a few years of Mark Dayton??
That guy is the dictionary definition of a guilty white liberal, & he's embarassed to be wealthy. The man has feet of clay, & I expect to see taxpayers flee the state if he gets his way on taxes. Because as you know, taxes ain't high enough it MN...
I've started reading these articles with a drum set next to me so I can do the *ba-dum bump* on the punchlines.
Obama is like the Wizard of Oz, all smoke, mirrors, fire balls and noise. Impressive so long as you ignore the man behind the curtain.
Uranus?
Now if we can just get Obama voted out of the galaxy like the PTB did with Pluto....
IIRC DC Comics had the Bizarro World.
Mars. The Red Planet. Genius.
SWEET!
I hope he's got Pawlenty more where that came from, he's going to need it! I think its going to be a tough Primary.