Time to move to Mars! Temperatures on the red planet were warmer on Thursday than fourteen states from Washington to Maine. We’re waiting for NOAA to claim this was the warmest year ever on Mars, too.
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Time to move to Mars! Temperatures on the red planet were warmer on Thursday than fourteen states from Washington to Maine
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The Martians are burning coal?
Obviously Martians are not sophisticated enough to know you need massive green energy taxes to avoid global warming. Obama speeches are routinely scrambled by solar flares and such, so they are lacking the wisdom of the One. We need to send Ambassador Ketchup there immediately to push them to open their boarders so AGW fighting immigrants from Earth can freely enter en masse and set them straight. Simple muslim outreach by NASA is not enough.
Mars, a world that is far less dead than the governements would have us believe...
A good job for BO after leaving office(involuntarily is my choice, but the Congressional Rinocracy don't have the guts to do it) would be Ambassador to Mars.
The problem is that Russian gov won't transport US ambassadors anymore and that the local human governments have made clear that they will nuke any spaceship carrying muslim immigrants.
Thankfully, the Hives Administration & Queens Council have stated that they will welcome extra protein supplies.
i'm ok with that only isofar we keep the budget for his travel expense to a minimum, say no more than the cost of a well-built catapult sited Toroweap Overlook
There was a story in my local paper this morning on how NOAA said we just had the "Warmest Weather" in history this past summer....Somebody is lying again....
As for Mars, let liberals have it.....
A place that hasn't had its economy and society destroyed by the Leftist Locusts? You can bet your sorry a** they want it.