To paraphrase the immortal words of Jeff Spicoli, “You johnson!”

Liberal women hate conservative women because, well, because liberal women typically look like liberal women.

And liberal men hate conservative women because they could never get a date with them in high school. Or college. Or life in general.

Take Peter Johnson, for example. He appeared on Hannity on Wednesday to debate Ann Coulter on airport security and played the role of the typical liberal – rude, condescending and filibustering. For his part, Hannity played the enabler, allowing Johnson to control the segment, running roughshod over Coulter every time she tried to make her point.

Words are unnecessary – it’s evident in his smug smirk – but if there were words they would be, “You think you’re pretty? Take that, mean girl!”

At the 4:30 mark Johnson asks Coulter a question, then spends the next two minutes cutting her off and laughing about his rudeness like the typical effeminate little liberal weasel that he is.

As this clip makes clear, Johnson is a johnson. A tiny, flaccid johnson.

– Written by Sonny Palermo

This post was last modified on November 21, 2010

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  • Ryan, is that you ???? ready for another take down???? I have missed you my little online sparring buddy. ... ..

  • It's funny how all the stereotypes about crazy republicans are actually true. On this blog you get it all: people talking about how we NEED guns, lots of people puffing out their chests without anything constructive to say, hanging on to religion like it's something actually tangible. Keep it up guys, it's funny stuff!

    • Is it funny ryan? What do you think of the stereotype of liberal women being ugly, angry,dried up hags and liberal men being effeminate, cowardly,hypocrits?

    • I live in South Texas. There are shootings, gangwars, murders and kidnapping daily. Last summer I was mugged and had my purse stolen at a bus stop in a "good" part of town, where they have started moving housing recipients so they can see what a nice neighborhood looks like. I DO need a gun. If you live in a locale where you don't, congratulations. But some of us know we cannot count on overworked police to protect us.

    • "lots of people puffing out their chests without anything constructive to say"... Isn't that what you just did here? Criticizing others beliefs and religions without really making a point as to why they are wrong for believing or worshiping as they do just renders your entire comment moot. Hypocritical much?

    • "...People puffing out their chests without anything constructive to say..."

      ...sort of like of like you just did, Miss?