Top 10 Gifts to Give a Liberal

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• Lemme see... the magazine holds 13, so with the one in the spout to start, I'll be left with 4, unless I use the +2 mags which will leave me with a 6 pack. This is easier than algebra! Wait a minute... Is this algebra? I mean, is this supposed to be multiple liberals or just the one? If there are more than one, then I gotta calculate angles and probably even moving targets and changing distances, too! Tricky stuff. Good thing I have a shitload of magazines.

  • I've become kind of attached to the 30 round mags hanging out of the bottom of my Glock 17.

    • They look exactly the same sticking out of a model 18, but the rounds can be depleted much more swiftly.

• Number 13, the Tax Bill they expect someone else to pay because it's obviously someone Else's fault.

  • I'm sure Corporate Greed will need to chip in too for all those bailouts and corporate welfare they took. Not to mention the military for all those pointless wars and foreign aide.

    • Now that the election is over you're even more irrelevant than before. So is Ron Paul.

      • Ron Paul stepped down from Congress because he can't believe the stupidity of this country who couldn't see that both Romney and Obama were both frauds who sold out to Corporate Greed.

        I don't blame him, must be so stressful to be the only competent member of congress.

        • Ain't it about time for your monthly trip out of mommies basement to get your EBT card reloaded?

        • They do that automatically so he doesn't have to exert himself.

        • TD,...........MO.

• The 50 Best Conservative Columnists Of 2012 (4th Annual)

  Written By : John Hawkins
  December 3, 2012
  50) George Will
  49) David Swindle
  48) Jack Kelly
  47) Ross Douthat
  46) John Fund
  45) Mona Charen
  44) Mike Adams
  43) Kathy Shaidle
  42) Karl Rove
  41) Katie Kieffer
  40) Wes Pruden
  39) Andrew McCarthy
  38) Debra Saunders
  37) Rachel Alexander
  36) Bill O’Reilly
  35) John Ransom
  34) Larry Elder
  33) Daniel Flynn
  32) Walter Russell Mead
  31) Scott Rasmussen
  30) Bernard Goldberg
  29) John Podhoretz
  28) Kevin Williamson
  27) Chuck Norris
  26) Derek Hunter
  25) Rachel Marsden
  24) Cal Thomas
  23) Doug Giles
  22) Rich Lowry
  21) David Harsanyi
  20) Ben Shapiro
  19) Dick Morris
  18) Jeff Jacoby
  17) Charles Krauthammer
  16) Sean Trende
  15) Robert Samuelson
  14) Michael Barone
  13) Dennis Prager
  12) Frank J. Fleming
  11) Michelle Malkin
  10) David Limbaugh
  9) James Pethokoukis
  8) John Stossel
  7) Byron York
  6) Walter Williams
  5) Jonah Goldberg
  4) Ann Coulter
  3) Victor Davis Hanson
  2) Thomas Sowell
  1) Mark Steyn

  • How did Bill O'Reilly make that list and not Michael Reagan?

  • 51) Ted Nugent

• #1 should be the U.S. Constitution on audio book because we all know they wont read it.

  • #11 should be more rope.

    • #12 should be a few pounds of willy pete rigged with a pretty red bow tripwire.

      • willy pete?

        • White phosphorous

        • Top o' the mornin' to you PoppaJoe

        • Ah, now I understand.
          Top o' the mornin' to you too.

• The shortest book in the world? Tolerance from liberals.

  I got the paragraph below from the Democrat, .... excuuuse me, Democratic Underground web site (I have to remember to add the ICK to Democrat).

  Democratic Underground is an online community for politically liberal people who understand the importance of working within the system to elect more Democrats and fewer Republicans to all levels of political office. Teabaggers, Neo-cons, Dittoheads, Paulites, Freepers, Birthers, and right-wingers in general are not welcome here. Neither are certain extreme-fringe left-wingers, including advocates of violent political/social change, hard-line communists, terrorist-apologists, America-haters, kooks, crackpots, LaRouchies, and the like.

• The funny thing is that the libtard Obama supporter across the street from me has Christmas lights up on his house, and is always in the Holiday spirit.

  I keep telling him he's a conservative, but he won't admit it.

  • He probably thinks Obama is Santa Claus.