Top 10 Gifts to Give a Liberal. It’s shopping time conservatives! If you have liberal friends you actually haven’t killed yet, here’s some suggestions for Christmas Winter Generic Holiday gifts.

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DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
December 3, 2012 4:49 pm

Lemme see… the magazine holds 13, so with the one in the spout to start, I’ll be left with 4, unless I use the +2 mags which will leave me with a 6 pack. This is easier than algebra! Wait a minute… Is this algebra? I mean, is this supposed to be multiple liberals or just the one? If there are more than one, then I gotta calculate angles and probably even moving targets and changing distances, too! Tricky stuff. Good thing I have a shitload of magazines.

flashingscotsman
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December 4, 2012 12:11 pm

I’ve become kind of attached to the 30 round mags hanging out of the bottom of my Glock 17.

DefHarryMelon
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DefHarryMelon
December 4, 2012 12:33 pm

They look exactly the same sticking out of a model 18, but the rounds can be depleted much more swiftly.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid
December 3, 2012 7:35 am

Number 13, the Tax Bill they expect someone else to pay because it’s obviously someone Else’s fault.

jcrowley1985
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jcrowley1985
December 3, 2012 7:59 am

I’m sure Corporate Greed will need to chip in too for all those bailouts and corporate welfare they took. Not to mention the military for all those pointless wars and foreign aide.

I'm With STUPID
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I'm With STUPID
December 3, 2012 7:21 am

The 50 Best Conservative Columnists Of 2012 (4th Annual)

Written By : John Hawkins
December 3, 2012
50) George Will
49) David Swindle
48) Jack Kelly
47) Ross Douthat
46) John Fund
45) Mona Charen
44) Mike Adams
43) Kathy Shaidle
42) Karl Rove
41) Katie Kieffer
40) Wes Pruden
39) Andrew McCarthy
38) Debra Saunders
37) Rachel Alexander
36) Bill O’Reilly
35) John Ransom
34) Larry Elder
33) Daniel Flynn
32) Walter Russell Mead
31) Scott Rasmussen
30) Bernard Goldberg
29) John Podhoretz
28) Kevin Williamson
27) Chuck Norris
26) Derek Hunter
25) Rachel Marsden
24) Cal Thomas
23) Doug Giles
22) Rich Lowry
21) David Harsanyi
20) Ben Shapiro
19) Dick Morris
18) Jeff Jacoby
17) Charles Krauthammer
16) Sean Trende
15) Robert Samuelson
14) Michael Barone
13) Dennis Prager
12) Frank J. Fleming
11) Michelle Malkin
10) David Limbaugh
9) James Pethokoukis
8) John Stossel
7) Byron York
6) Walter Williams
5) Jonah Goldberg
4) Ann Coulter
3) Victor Davis Hanson
2) Thomas Sowell
1) Mark Steyn

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 3, 2012 4:29 pm

How did Bill O’Reilly make that list and not Michael Reagan?

flashingscotsman
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December 3, 2012 2:56 pm

51) Ted Nugent

I'm With STUPID
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I'm With STUPID
December 2, 2012 11:59 pm

#1 should be the U.S. Constitution on audio book because we all know they wont read it.

Big Al
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Big Al
December 3, 2012 5:17 am

#11 should be more rope.

MGAP
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MGAP
December 3, 2012 6:50 am

#12 should be a few pounds of willy pete rigged with a pretty red bow tripwire.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 3, 2012 6:53 am

willy pete?

MGAP
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MGAP
December 3, 2012 6:54 am

White phosphorous

MGAP
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MGAP
December 3, 2012 6:58 am

Top o’ the mornin’ to you PoppaJoe

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 3, 2012 7:02 am

Ah, now I understand.
Top o’ the mornin’ to you too.

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart
December 2, 2012 10:38 pm

The shortest book in the world? Tolerance from liberals.

I got the paragraph below from the Democrat, …. excuuuse me, Democratic Underground web site (I have to remember to add the ICK to Democrat).

Democratic Underground is an online community for politically liberal people who understand the importance of working within the system to elect more Democrats and fewer Republicans to all levels of political office. Teabaggers, Neo-cons, Dittoheads, Paulites, Freepers, Birthers, and right-wingers in general are not welcome here. Neither are certain extreme-fringe left-wingers, including advocates of violent political/social change, hard-line communists, terrorist-apologists, America-haters, kooks, crackpots, LaRouchies, and the like.

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49
December 2, 2012 7:41 pm

The funny thing is that the libtard Obama supporter across the street from me has Christmas lights up on his house, and is always in the Holiday spirit.

I keep telling him he’s a conservative, but he won’t admit it.

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