Top ten reasons Obama’s poll numbers are lower than Al Gore’s tongue at a strip club

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In case you haven’t heard, President Barack Obama’s poll numbers are down. Way down. For example, 54% of the country thinks he’s doing a lousy job on the economy.

This has left the leftist media scrambling. Why are the President’s numbers so low when they’ve done all the could to get him elected and prop him up?

Fortunately, speculation is one thing the mainstream media is good at. Obama’s poll numbers are down because Americans are spoiled little brats. Or, because he hasn’t blamed Bush enough.

But there have to be other reasons. Which leads directly to our top ten reasons why Obama’s poll numbers are in the basement:

10. Hillary Clinton badmouths Obama at UN every chance she gets.
9. Hollywood celebs refuse to take pollsters’ calls.
8. Bush, Trilateral Commission, and Skull & Bones continue to rig votes at Gallop.
7. One word: white people are Racist with a capital R.
6. Obama’s hypnotic stare now known as just the way he looks when he reads the teleprompter.
5. Did we mention, “RACISM.”
4. Recovery Summer postponed due to oily beaches.
3. Lady Gaga’s failure to appear at White House office party has supporters miffed.
2. Years of poor public education resulted in miseducation. Wait a minute. Scratch that. Teachers unions are on Obama’s side.
1. Near monopoly of pro-Obama media is not total monopoly.

Written by Sven Waring at DotPenn.com

This post was last modified on October 18, 2023

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  • Now for the truth.

    1. The Obama presidency is out of touch with the American people
    2. Most Americans don’t have confidence in the president’s leadership
    3. Obama fails to inspire
    4. The United States is drowning in debt
    5. Obama’s Big Government message is falling flat
    6. Obama’s support for socialised health care is a huge political mistake
    7. Obama’s handling of the Gulf oil spill has been weak-kneed and indecisive
    8. US foreign policy is an embarrassing mess under the Obama administration
    9. President Obama is muddled and confused on national security
    10. Obama doesn’t believe in American greatness

  • Well it certainly isn't because he hasn't blamed Bush enough. Bush has been blamed for everything up to and including sunspots. Ya know, for everthing that was his fault, he must have been a pretty powerful guy. Why would anyone cross such a powerful guy? (sarcastic face)

  • Do They Care
    Why are the press so slow in picking up Obamea's short commings? It appears they are looking through a glass dimly. Are they all socialist? Do they all want to pay more tax? Do they all want social security wiped out? Do they all want
    to pay tax on their Health Care on April 15th? Do any of them have an open mind? Do any of them have any knoledge of what is really hapening inside the Capital Building? Are any of them allowed to think for themselves? Are any of them Americans? Are any patriots?
    Jay Singletary
    Clarksville Tn