Our Twidiot of the Day is @carbonoffsetnow.
“Tweeting is eco-friendly! Tweeting is fun and it’s nice to meet new people.”
Well, isn’t that special?
“Eating raw fruits and vegetables is a good way to go. No crops on the market today are genetically engineered to increase crop yield.”
But I’ll bet your bicycle has a bumper sticker about feeding the starving masses in Africa.
“It’s good karma to recipricate [sic] friendship! When we work together with the universe everyone is happy.”
Do you drink your Kool-Aid straight, or do you lace it with something psychedelic?
If you readers want to follow someone on Twitter with a little more grasp on reality, follow IHateTheMedia.
This post was last modified on October 18, 2023
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Tweeting causes global warming. All those servers running 24/7 in super cooled server rooms, the billions of miles of wires all made of resources pulled from the ground in giant strip mines...
If you want to be eco friendly, turn off the lights in your hut and hum to yourself while you macrame a new pair of hemp sandals.