US may move warship into Black Sea. Undoubtely it’s going there to fire shells into the air and destroy the excess carbon dioxide molecules emitted during John Kerry’s climate change speeches.
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Why effing bother, they are just going to sit there, ummmm like ducks and do absolutely NOTHING. I guess now it's the commies turn to start picking off our soldiers. SMH!
From Washington, This morning the President announced he is sending three United States warships into the Black Sea in response to the military action in the Ukraine. The President said the U.S.S. Hillary Klinton (A garbage skow), The U.S.S. John Kerry (A combination Gunboat and Tuna Boat) and the U.S.S. Chris Kristie (Latrine ship) would arrive in the Black Sea by Midweek.
The Russian President Vladimir Putin said in a statement today that all three ships are welcome as long as they do not try to deliver pants suits, condiments or other supplies to the Ukrainians.
President Obama said that Al Sharpton will be the task force commander, and will command the Klinton, Shirley Jackson lee will be on the Christie and Gilligan will be in command of the Kerry.
White House spokesperson Jay Carney said that the Russians should not underestimate the conviction of President Obama to ensure that the Ukrainians and the rest of Eastern Europe would be able to remain a free people. President Obama also said that he is giving Finland to Russia in a diplomatic gesture of good will and also stated that the Klinton will be carrying Obamadeathcare signup forms and several hundred prison inmates to act as Obamadeathcare navigators to help those in Eastern Europe sign up before the April 15th (tentative) deadline.
also, cannot wait to see obama conviction,
also, yoink to Facebook. :D
found some pix of the task force ships. note color scheme and band*.
http://augerhandle.net/blogs/jumpingfish/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/99_yellow-ship-u9w.jpg
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qUw9KBJeOTc/TX-voIV7QgI/AAAAAAAACYU/a5ybzP1eeys/s1600/nasalshape+1.jpeg
* riskin my ass with SA Rose prolly, but it is what it is.
No doubt to protect any muslimes who may feel threatened or unappreciated.
"Remember the Maine!"
Both Captain Ketchup and Quagmire are naval strategy experts, what could possibly go wrong? /sarc
With what ammo? Our two best missile systems have been canceled.
Maybe Homeland Security and the Post Office will lend them some of their ammo.
I understand sending in a ship or two, but don;t we already have the equivalent of a small state stationed in Europe already?