Venezuelan government takes over toilet paper factory. Yeah, like that’ll solve the shortage problem. Snicker. Maybe the commies figure if there’s one subject area where government has expertise and experience, it’s crap.
Venezuelan government takes over toilet paper factory
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Toilet paper is capitalist plan to ruin peoples revolution.
Teach em to use their left hand, it works well in the middle east.....
Well, if you want the ultimate control over the citizenry, hit them where it hurts. If they can't wipe themselves, they will be really hurting.
Wouldn't slow me down...
Why does that not surprise me?
Well, THAT explains alot!
No wonder you can't find a job or a girlfriend, your personal hygiene sucks!
BTW, and VERY appropriately.......TURDS!!
Can't slow down what doesn't move.
I'm not sure it would be so bad. One of the most important things I learned in Boy Scouts is the Rule Of Stink:
If everybody stinks, nobody stinks.
Reminds me of this old joke. Soviet Union mom tells young son, "Go down to the newspaper stand, buy Pravda for father, Izvestia for me and a copy of Komsomol Pravda for you." Soviet father meets son on his way to the newspaper stand and sends him back home with a message to soviet mom to stop wasting money on newspapers full of communist party lies. When young soviet son walks back home and explains what happened, soviet mom sighs heavily. Soviet mom then takes some money back from her son and says,"Go down to the newspaper stand, buy Izvestia for me, a copy of Komsomol Pravda for you and your father can wipe his ass on the radio."
The Venezuelans need to learn the Norwegian system for wiping. It would save them tons of toilet paper in a crisis. The Norwegians use just one square of toilet paper. They punch a hole in the center of that one square with a finger and with the toilet paper hanging there like a big square engagement ring they wipe their butt with the finger... then use the square of toilet paper to clean the finger.
Then afterward they go vote for people like Al Gore and Barack Obama to win Peace Prizes.
No wonder they have a shortage, they had the biggest ignorANUS running the country ever
It's socialism's way of wiping out the competition.
Wouldn't a toilet paper factory be charged with counterfeiting?
HOLY CRAP...I actually had to give you a TU for that comment.
That makes 3 or 4 this year.
Why not? Their economy has been in the toilet for years.
Venezuelan government takes over toilet paper factory.
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Their mint?
Speaking of shitty things..here comes Crowley.....
Maybe somebody wiped out their gold reserves.
Just read in one of the trade mags where these fine folks need help, think it'd be worth it bringing it to GoldBrick's attention?
http://www.panolam.com/
http://www.glassdoor.com/Job/Panolam-Industries-Shelton-Jobs-EI_IE38787.0...
ps, epic comeback up there.
Obviously Plan 1 failed so they are moving onto Number 2.
Groan. A pun is a terrible thing to waste.
And waste is a terrible thing to mind.
A mind is a terrible thing to be flushed by progressives, then filled with crap that clogs the system.