Another reason the Democrats are going to lose Anthony Weiner’s seat in Congress

Another reason the Democrats are going to lose Anthony Weiner’s seat in Congress. According to the latest poll, Republicans are about to pull off the upset of the century by picking up Anthony Weiner’s former Congressional seat in a district with a 3-to-1 advantage for the Democrats.

For god’s sake, man, this should not surprise anyone. David Weprin, the Democrat candidate, looks exactly like Jeffrey Jones, the actor best known for (1) playing the principal in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, (2) being convicted for possession of child porn, and (3) Palling around with Pee Wee Herman, who was first convicted of, as George Costanza said in Seinfeld, “pleasuring himself” in a movie theater, and later convicted of possession of child porn.

Seriously, can you tell one from the other?

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  • Look at the bright-side. When this Chester-the-molester tweets his child porn photos he may actually go to jail, rather than MSNBC with co-host client #9.

  • @likwidlizard Excellent skimming! The child porn aspect of the story is about the actor, who does not live in D.C., to whom there is supposedly some facial resemblance with the politician, due to their shared love of bold lip plumage.

  • Is there some sort of sickness going on in D.C. that makes these parasites enjoy child porn? If they aren't doiing the congressional aids they're watching child porn. D.C. has got to be one of the most perverted places in America. Burn the place to the ground and make eunichs of all the democRAT males.

  • This will happen.

    BTW, the ever disgusting Alan Grayson is going to try to win back his old seat. He's like a turd that just won't go down the crapper after several flushes.

    • That's the worst news I've heard all week. In fact, that's probably the worst news I've heard all year. It's a good thing I'm practicing the new civility, or I'd have a suggestion involving a length of rope as to what ought to be done with Grayson