Help wanted: 1080 virgins, must be able to start immediately (15 jihadists just blew themselves up with their own bomb)

afghanistan jihadists blow themselves up

The demand for virgins is considerably higher in Afghanistan than it is in, say, Al Gore’s hotel room. And as long as idiot jihadists keep blowing themselves up with their own bombs, that situation should remain unchanged.

MonstersAndCritics.com has the details on the jihadists’ latest virgin requisition:

15 Islamists, including foreign fighters, have blown themselves up when the bombs they were building detonated prematurely inside an Afghan Mosque.

Eight Arab, five Pakistani and two Afghan militants were killed when bombs they were making exploded prematurely inside a mosque in eastern Afghanistan, the Interior Ministry said Sunday.

The insurgents were assembling bombs in Desi Mosque of Yousifkhela district in the south-eastern province of Paktika on Friday, the ministry said.

Pakika borders the Pakistani town of Wana, where Taliban militants are said to have training bases. Afghan officials have repeatedly blamed Islamabad for not doing enough to clamp down on cross-border infiltration by insurgents.

Got that? They blew themselves up while making bombs in a mosque. But if our troops were to storm that mosque, we would undoubtedly hear the dreary refrain that it was one of the holiest sites in all of Islam.

And holy it would appear to be, at least for those who worship wanton death and destruction.

Source: MonstersAndCritics.com

This post was last modified on January 26, 2021

editor:

View Comments (6)

  • Sorry, we are temporarily out of virgins, busy season you know. We can offer you a good deal on 72 goats, plus we'll throw in 5 sheep for free. Plus 1 donkey if you want a good piece of *ss.

  • Obviously they believed they were doing the will of their god for them to use a supposedly holy site to build bombs that would murder innocent people. So yes irony is sweet.

  • And once again, we're proved that Islam is a religion of hate, terror and violence. It's okay to build bombs in there, but not okay for us to call them terrorists.

    Get real.

  • I thought that the MOSQUE was HOLY GROUND?

    What do you say now Dums since you all said our troops were like Nazis over there?