If you can’t afford a doctor, go to the airport. You’ll get a free x-ray and breast exam and if you mention Al-Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy.
Although there’s been no formal announcement, we suspect this is all part of the long-awaited cost savings program promised with ObamaCare.

H/T: LARadio.com

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Fool has no idea how to perform a proper pat frisk. You NEVER EVER squat down in front of a person that is not controlled. A knee to the face and your day has taken a very bad turn.
It proves again that these people are just want to be's that could not cut it.
Cut the TSA employee some slack folks. He can't help it if he is uneducated, pro union, pro Big Brother, votes the straight democrat ticket, to dumb to get a job unless it is a gooberment job, it ain't his fault. At least he has enough sense to at least look like he hates his job.
I stopped flying completely when the TSA implemented Gate Rape and agree if people will just chose another means of travel whenever practical things will change. When Disney corporation calls the WH saying "Nobody is here!", things will change.
You are correct, the young people were born into a different world and DO accept pretty much any invasion of their privacy with a shrug. Thank God I'll be dead by the time these people are in control of this country.
Why is the TSA guy smiling?
He just got a grip on Mr Winkie!
The guy he's patting down just took a shot of v1agra.
Going down a slight tangent, the American people could stop this assault on our liberty easily. I believe that it would take no longer than two or three days.
If three-hundred million of us REFUSED to fly for a few days, this would give the airlines and the Brownshirts the small impetus required to reboot their thought processes. I hear, from all sides of the political spectrum, about the "sacrifices that Americans need to make,( personally, I think self-sacrifice is overrated)but this would be personal sacrifice for personal gain. It would just be 300 million individual sacrifices for the sake of individual freedom.
At one time, I flew about ten times a year. Two years ago I made the choice to NOT ever fly again, until the DHS was disbanded and our Liberty was restored. I know that this action will change nothing, but on a self-serving level it gives me the satisfaction of not complying with one more Government bureaucracy. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!! If it means that I must drive to my destinations, OK. If it means that I don't go to places that I would like to go, OK. I refuse to be just another lemming that is prodded, pushed, coralled and stamped, to be tracked, watched and controlled.
There are parts of our society that I don't control and that I can't change, but this is one part that I can control. Unfortunately, we have too many in this country that want others to control every aspect of their lives. They need someone or something to make them feel safe, to feel warm, to feel...to feel. I am sad for them, but mostly I loathe them, because their NEED to be controlled affects my life. Their need would not be so intrusive if there were not SO MANY of these poor, needy and disgusting creatures.
I am told constantly that the American people will not let this tyrrany continue for long, but I look at the youth and I see what they do, how they act and the way that they speak and my belief in the American resolve and the American love of freedom is getting weaker by the day. There come moments when I see flashes of the original American Spirit, but those are swiftly sucked away by
the black hole of political correctness and group-think. Destroyed by the want for someone else to do the thinking, the working, the fighting. Generations left with nothing but bitterness, want and fear.
I wish I could use that in my stand up comedy. That is hilarious!
You're not the only one who no longer flies for this reason.
It is not so hard to put policies into place that target the perpetrators -- the only explanation of why they do not is the steady erosion of our rights in favor of excess rights for people that do not deserve them.
When Americans stay home in droves, they'll fix it. Not before.
My parents no longer fly, mainly because of the screening. They're both in their late 70's and my mother is a very shy person when it comes to strangers touching her, imagine that! My father would submit to any screening as long as a cute young girl was doing the search, but he's got to use a wheelchair to get around an airport because of knee problems. It's just become too much of a hassle for them to fly.
And that will only happen when airlines begin charging more money to fly. If the pocketbooks are not affected, its not enough of an inconvience.
Thinking of ones financial bottom line will NEVER be criticized by me, EXCEPT when it involves trading our Liberty for the sake of comfort or security.
We make fun of this B.S. and I believe that ridicule is a wonderful antidote to stupidity, but G*DDAMMIT this our Liberty that is under assault!!! I have come to the end of my patience with this creeping enslavement.
They bury the true cost in our taxes. That is exactly why.
Now that we've killed Bill (Osama) couldn't TSA lighten up a little bit?
...and if you get out of line, you might get some Osamacare. Then, of course, they'll confiscate your 12 oz. bottle of Suave.
No wonder all the clowns that supported Obamacare last year now want waivers.
Cough....Cough....Louder......say 'I love Obama....louder....louder!'
I can't wait until a TSA person at the airport tells me to bend over and cough - not!