As our grandmothers used to say, “He’s just resting his eyes.”
C’mon, Senator Franken, this thing’s going to go on for days. And days. And days.
If the woman puts you to sleep with her opening bullshit statement, what’s it going to be like when your colleagues start preening for the TV cameras and Kagan starts droning on with her rehearsed answers?
You might as well bring in a cot and a banky.


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Actually, his eyes slammed shut out of self-defence. That dyke-bitch is SSOOOO UGLY she'd make a freight train take a dirt road. And that's the truth.
"..make a freight train take a dirt road." Great line - consider it stolen.
BTW, thanks for your service to America.
To give credit where it's due, I got the line from Spider Robinson's novel " Callahan's Legacy", © 1996, published by TOR Books. Of course, being a writer, he probably stole it too, but it's worth repeating.
Had she been a conservative, he would have been enraptured. He would be making notes on things that he can "get" her with later. He figures this lesbian is a progressive she gets a pass so who cares what she says he is going to vote in her favor anyway, so he can catch up with some zzz's.
How is it that he is pretty much still a junior member of Congress and he has seats in such elevated places? It makes no sense. Is Scott Brown in there?
K.Q. , you answered your own question in your first paragraph.
I was hoping he was having a stroke. Too nasty for some of you? After the stuff I hear liberals say they no longer get any respect from me.
That's OK. I was napping during his stint on SNL when I was 10.
Could. She. Speak. Any. Slower. Or. Be. More. Boring?
Ive always thought franken was a bitter asshole, when he cheated his way into congress i thought "yup..it figures"
I can remember tuning in to Saturday Night Live back in the late 70's and early 80's when Franken was an occasional guest comic. He wasn't funny back then and I could never figure out why the audience laughed at his lame attempts at humor. Now here we are in the year 2010 and after watching that clip, I can honestly say that's the only thing he's ever done that struck me as funny.
Hmm I don't know. If I were forced to sit in a room with that woman for about nine hours I'd pretend I was sleeping two . . . just so I didn't have to look at her.
Our tax dollars at work.
Hey, this could be a good thing. If MR Obama stays out on the golf course and the Dems all take naps, maybe the country won't turn to s..t quite so fast. Sleep on, Al.
he's taking a 'Demo-Cat' Nap.