Al Gore denies trying to show the wonders of his hockey stick to a Portland, Oregon massage therapist, whose charges against him are now public in a Portland Police Report. But, Al, you invented the internet, you hang with the techies at Google and Apple, and you didn’t know how easy it was to have your little encounter secretly videotaped?
Yup, we’ve got our hot little hands on the video.
We present to you the exclusive Chinese language video of the Former Next President of the United States’ massage therapy session.
How do you say Not So Happy Ending in Mandarin?
This post was last modified on June 28, 2010
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Here’s something that may interest you: http://www.massagetherapyradio.com/al-gore-scandal. As Seattle’s “Celebrity Massage Therapist” I have massaged the Gores, also been in the same situation as the alleged victim and responded in a manner that secured my safety (with a equally powerful politician- not Al Gore) and have been working in high end hotels for many years in the Seattle area. In 2009 wrote a book titled “The Magic Touch: how to make $100,000 per year as a Massage Therapist” and within it’s pages dissect similar uncomfortable experiences so that Massage Therapists can learn to build unbreakable boundaries. Within its pages I described, in detail, many of the warning signs in this story - signs are that universal for someone asking for sexual behaviors.
This is a complicated and uncomfortable scenario that Massage Therapists have to learn to prevent. In both my book and the interview- I discuss some of the ways in which the Massage therapist in this case could have left the room, or stopped the behavior immediately if it was indeed true. I imagine many people would be shocked to hear the truth of what Massage therapists have to endure in their daily lives, when all the vast majority of them are trying to do is care for people and make a positive contribution to the world. I am releasing a memoir titled “Confessions of the Celebrity Massage Therapist” early 2010, that I believe will tell our side of the story.
Okay that is ridiculous. If that is her story it is very far fetched. I do believe that Al Gore is a freak, but she may have been in on it for something herself. The first time some guy that I don't know nor want (and I am there to work) puts his hands on me and makes some kind of a come on... I leave. I don't get to work I don't stay there, I DON'T HAVE A DRINK and I certainly do not walk into a bedroom with the guy. He maybe a freak, but she was probably staying trying to see how far he got so she could set him up for cash later on or something.
For the life of me, I cannot understand why anyone, anyone, follows or believes anything this clown has to say. He persists, even with the factual data coming out that unequivocally disproves his theories (is it his, I mean, he also says he invented the internet)... Even better, they teach this garbage in most schools, once again corrupting the impressionable minds of young children. liberals have no class, no couth, and, obviously, no minds of their own. This country is really becoming a clusterf^&%^. And, I will take a it a step further....its obamas fault, as is the continuing spate of discontent you see all day on the news around the world....all of it, his fault.
If he was a Republican or Tea Party member the words ATTEMPTED RAPE would be all over this, but because Gore is a libtard hero its called Nothing..they don't say a word.
Hilarious. I see a new animated series in the works for Al.
Looks like his global warming was really local warming.
He so horny, he love you long time!
FYI, the language being spoken is Mandarin.
not so happy ending - ので、ハッピーエンドは (Node, happīendo wa)