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How the hell did we miss these quotes from Al Gore’s masseuse?
Damn it. That’s what we get for skimming over the police statement made by Al Gore’s masseuse. The Washington Examiner pulled two quotes that we somehow overlooked.
Damn it. That’s what we get for skimming over the police statement made by Al Gore’s masseuse. The Washington Examiner pulled two quotes that we somehow overlooked.
Please allow us to correct that oversight by quoting the Examiner.
Quote #1: Chakra to me, chakra to me, chakra to me
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
“Chakra,” in Gore’s new-agey jargon, refers to the body’s “energy centers,” which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning. “This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting,” she told police, “put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something.”
Quote #2: Just suck it up
Finally she got away. Later, she talked to friends, liberals like herself, who advised against telling police. One asked her “to just suck it up; otherwise, the world’s going to be destroyed from global warming.”
Thanks, Mr. Former Vice President. Looks like you not only invented the internet, you invented funny.
Source: Washington Examiner
Oops. Al Gore Massage Session hidden cam video surfaces
Al Gore denies trying to show the wonders of his hockey stick to a Portland, Oregon massage therapist, whose charges against him are now public in a Portland Police Report. But, Al, you invented the internet, you hang with the techies at Google and Apple, and you didn’t know how easy it was to have your little encounter secretly videotaped?
Al Gore denies trying to show the wonders of his hockey stick to a Portland, Oregon massage therapist, whose charges against him are now public in a Portland Police Report. But, Al, you invented the internet, you hang with the techies at Google and Apple, and you didn’t know how easy it was to have your little encounter secretly videotaped?
Yup, we’ve got our hot little hands on the video.
We present to you the exclusive Chinese language video of the Former Next President of the United States’ massage therapy session.
How do you say Not So Happy Ending in Mandarin?
The complete Al Gore sexual assault police report
Read the complete Al Gore sexual assault police report here.
Here’s the complete Portland Police Department report on the sexual assault complaint against Al Gore.
Maybe he should have stuck with some of the surefire pick-up lines that have worked so well for him in the past. Like, “Global warming ain’t nothin’ compared to the warming in my pants, baby” or “Have you ever wanted to see what a hanging chad really looks like?” or “You know, I’m from Tennessee and I’d sure like to go down south with you” or “If you’re real nice to me, I’ll let you polish my Oscar.”
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“Who are youuuuuu?” Democrat Congressman assaults innocent college student
Some students were assaulted by North Carolina Democrat Congressman Bob Ethriddge when they asked him if he supported the Obama Agenda.
In answer to his own question (“Who are youuuuuuu?”), Ethridge’s answer seems to be “The soon-to-be former Democrat congressman from North Carolina.”
Based on this video, we feel pretty safe predicting a long, hot summer for Democrats.
Some students with a video camera asked North Carolina Democrat Congressman Bob Ethriddge if he supported the Obama Agenda.
In answer to his own question (“Who are youuuuuuu?”), Ethridge’s answer seems to be “The soon-to-be former Democrat congressman from North Carolina.”
Does anyone doubt that this video will end up becoming part of a commercial for Ethridge’s Republican opponent come November?
