We’re beginning to think that the guy who hired Al Sharpton at MSNBC is a genius because he recognized when others didn’t that the good Reverend is the greatest entertainer of all time. His is the first MSNBC show that can legitimately be described as “must see TV.”
We find ourselves tuning in nightly – and we can imagine that millions of others will soon join us – just to see what Al will screw up beyond all recognition. He’s guaranteed to have at least one such moment every single night.
We invite you to watch that moment from Tuesday night’s show. And we challenge you (a) to figure out what the hell he’s saying, and (b) not to laugh out loud.
Without further delay, here’s Al Sharpton’s Moron Moment for Tuesday, August 9.
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I just wonder if "Al" isn't short for "Algonquin J."
Any other old farts get it?
You gets wut I mean, Kingfish?
My favorite character was "Lightnin'".
Twenty years ago this month this piece of trash did everything he could to attack the Jewish community in Crown Heights,Brooklyn,with his racist hate,inciting the mindless to riot and calling Jews every anti Jewish canard in the book.Today the Obama propaganda network M.S.N.B.C. gives him an hour clown comedy show.THIS INCOMPETENT FRAUD CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH.
I could write a book on Sharpton. But it all boils down to, "he's a dumbass".
He's part of the Dumbass Corps. Their membership is huge.
They are strategically spread out, they get jobs at MSNBC, CNN, and the major TV Networks with dumbass credentials. They all say dumbass things (even when they cannot effectively read a dumbass teleprompter). They think dumbass thoughts, write dumabass books, make dumbass movies.
If we ever wanted to make a movie or TV Series about these dumbasses, here are some names we could consider:
TV Series: Dumbass Knows Best, Life With Dumbass
Movie: The Big Dumbasski
Game Show: Dumbass Or No Dumbass
Entertainment Reality Shows: America's Got Dumbasses, The Dumbass Shore
Or we could try a shot at night time soaps again. Instead of Dallas, we could call it Washington DC (DC=Dumbasses of Columbia)
As you can see, the possibilities are endless.
Al Sharpton is a Baptist preacher.
The liberals love to hack on Baptists, Sharpton never retaliates against the bigotry and discrimination from his own party against his own denomination.
The "Rev" title is just something he uses to buffalo people into thinking he's a good man. He never defends his own faith.
Yoda, resist you much...
A network for everyone and everyone has their own network. It's nice to see PMSNBC hires the disadvantaged. After all they need to be employed too. Wonder if Al realizes he is in way over his head, A show (???) like this requires more than a 10 second sound bite. Maybe he could do a version of "Wheel of misfortune" and Twana Brawley could spin the letters, and instead of handing out prize money, AL keeps it al.."I'll Take a P Al".....Or maybe he could be forced to watch his own show over and over till he looses whats left of that little piece of brain rolling around inside his head.
That is what he wants! He wants us to watch so he can feel vindicated... I refuse to give him the ratings bump and encourage his race-baiting antics.
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/resist-we-much-sharpton-responds-to-limbaughs-theories-about-teleprompter-gaffe/
"...I want all of your listeners to start watching me,” he argued. “I don’t want to preach to the choir– I want to preach to your choir, Rush!” He also addressed the “conspiracies” surrounding his hire: “I don’t deal with them because they make people watch.”
That's what happens when you have anal sex for over 60 some odd years. It is not natural Barney, it's perverted
It's gotta be a bummer for Olberman that he's now spitting his "wisdom" to an audience that would fit in a closet while Sharpton is babbling to his former one. And he can't even complain about it because doing so would be "raaaaacist".
"Sir, I can help, I speak Jive." Old Lady on Airplane!
And yet he still persuades the stupid voters of America.
We're f-cked.
Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!